Meet me at the footless Bratz doll with 2000 gallons of blow

List time funtime time:

-As an addendum to yesterday's post, have this conversation, which also really happened:

jou: Also, are you going to art night?
jou: I can drive.
maypirate: I'm not sure?
jou: okie
maypirate: I'm supposed to have that story written by tomorrow.
maypirate: >.>
jou: OH RIGHT
jou: you're a busy burrz
maypirate: OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM HIM
jou: who?
maypirate: "BTW, 'phase' should be 'faze.' Talk to you tomorrow. :) "
maypirate: MY DAD USED A GODDAMN EMOTICON
maypirate: HE'S JUST TAUNTING ME NOW

-Today is a day of many birthdays! Happy birthday sink_or_swim, recrudescence, calendae, and affectingly! I wish you all Kirk/McCoyness, Inceptitude, luck with your papers, and whatever else might make it a good and fancy day!

-I found a job I am going to apply for. I've been mentally composing the letter that must accompany it, and hopefully will also get that done tonight.

-I got an email with this header, and I find it terribly amusing: We've missed you on Twitter, Asuka Langley Sohryu! Something about being addressed as Asuka just makes me smile.

-I have a new idea in the realm of "terrible things to have tattooed onto myself." Previous it was just the MACH 5 and an Asuka. Now it's this too:



Why yes, that's Charlotte's gate. Yeah, why don't I get one on each shoulder and Asuka in the middle, that'll be great! :F Apparently no matter what else changes, somewhere deep inside I will always be a big anime nerd. But ssdhgskhdgks mach 5 aarrghggmmmm why don't we throw on some pigs while we're at it

-I eat too many scones in general. But is this really a crime? Film at 11.

You're gonna have to ask for it

I managed to resist when I bunch of my flist started posting these, but then I totally caved like a caving thing.



+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.

( MY INCREDIBLY BORING FIC KINKS (MOM, PLEASE, FOR ONCE DON'T READ THIS, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. )

I wrote a 1000 words for my dad despite spending four hours with my face falling off and the sensation that throbbing ovoid rocks of pain had been inserted into my various sinus cavities. I hate you too, spring.