There must be an explanation for this..

[maypirate]

O.O

In two days, I have received the same terrifying hat from both wofl_iron and cryogenia. They had no intention of doing this, and they live on OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE COUNTRY.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. O.O I'M LAUGHING AND SCARED!

But what's really important is...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY circe67!!! MAY ARCHER CRASH THROUGH THE WALL TO GREET YOU AND THEN CRASH THROUGH ANOTHER WALL ON THE WAY OUT! I wish you a day of lampreys and TMI and TOOL and all that other crazy stuff you so enjoy, you goat-sucking monster. I <<>UZI YOU SO HARD!

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

*Falls over laughing*

THE CHEESEBURGER HATS LOVE YOU, MAY.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

CRYO ALSO SENT ME A CAKE HAT.

I AM A COMPLETELY DINNER NOW.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

NOT UNTIL MY PIZZA SOCKS ARRIVE YOU AREN'T

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE KIDDING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE AND I'M NOT REALLY GETTING PIZZA SOCKS I WILL BE SO BUMMED AND I WILL HAVE TO WEAR MY HATS ON MY FEET OR SOMETHING!

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... YOU SURE AS HELL ARE NOW, EVEN IF i HAVE TO SMEAR NORMAL SOCKS IN PIZZA JUST FOR YOU

[timbean.livejournal.com]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?! You need one for each of your heads!

*is dead of laff*

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I DON'T HAVE MORE THAN ONE HEAD!

IFHSIFBSIO! UIfvhsadbishd ! YOU PEOPLE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOU!??!/1 :D D:

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

ONE FOR ONI????

I DON'T KNOOOOOW! I WILL HAVE TO HAVE WORDS WITH CRYO ABOUT THIS!

words filled with rofl and lol

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

ONI WOULD DROWN IN THE MADNESS THAT ARE THESE HATS!

I could wear them on my feet?

I mean DUDE! How does this HAPPEN?!

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

IT IS THE CoE MIDMELD MELTING POT!

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

LoL!! You attract cheeseburger hats!

[taskemus.livejournal.com]

You must have the TENDENCY FOR ODD HATS. It is a mysterious force which makes strange hats gravitate toward you. Be very afraid.

Or something. :D

To be even more random, the little mood theme you're using right now is adorable. ^^

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Wha? Huh? Why so many hats? Is it May's secret birthday and I missed out? ;_;

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure what's going on, actually, but I just got three packages in two days, all of which contained some kind of freakish wearable. O.o

...if it is my secret birthday, do I get Mikke-hats too? :D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

....>_>

*plots*

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

I would uh, just like to say if I were going to send you a food hat....it'd be sushi.
That is all.

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

I FAIL AT HTML.

RAR