[VanitasVanitatum] Against All Odds
Jun. 22nd, 2006 12:51 pmFinished FMA for the second time last night, and it was really...well, moving. I dunno, I'll expound upon and gush about that later in its chosen filter.
circe67,
I don't remember entirely clearly, but there was some reason I was supposed to call you, and then I did and you were like "I'm not okay, I have Tourettes." And somehow I knew that you actually meant you had rickets, and that you were like spasming all over and feeling like crap.
But note, Alicia, that I did not dream you a penis. Be thankful that my subconscious, while fucked up, still believes you to be a girl.
This morning I swallowed a pill without water as I often do, but it like, scratched the back of my throat and made it feel like something was stuck and it hurt and that somehow activated my heartburn (ironic, because said pill is THE PILL TO STOP MY HEARTBURN) and my mommy visited me at work and brought me tea, but it wasn't good because they didn't use hot water, they used lukewarm water and the moral is ow, my thoat.
TODAY's accomplishment:
Actually using an English accent when calling
nymeria. And then I blew it because I forgot to call myself "Elizabeth," and her mom laughed at me because SHE TOLD HER MOM I WOULD CALL AND USE AN ENGLISH ACCENT AND SAY I WAS ELIZABETH. askfhaidufhiwew938!!! ...I'm not sure why that makes me flail, but it does. Next time, Elizabeth all the way.
Embarrassing myself in front of the British. I'm not sure if I failed or totally won.
Edit: NOTE TO SELF: CALL LEE CALL LEE CALL LEE CALL LEE LEE LEE CALL HIM OR DIIIEEE
I don't remember entirely clearly, but there was some reason I was supposed to call you, and then I did and you were like "I'm not okay, I have Tourettes." And somehow I knew that you actually meant you had rickets, and that you were like spasming all over and feeling like crap.
But note, Alicia, that I did not dream you a penis. Be thankful that my subconscious, while fucked up, still believes you to be a girl.
This morning I swallowed a pill without water as I often do, but it like, scratched the back of my throat and made it feel like something was stuck and it hurt and that somehow activated my heartburn (ironic, because said pill is THE PILL TO STOP MY HEARTBURN) and my mommy visited me at work and brought me tea, but it wasn't good because they didn't use hot water, they used lukewarm water and the moral is ow, my thoat.
TODAY's accomplishment:
Actually using an English accent when calling
Embarrassing myself in front of the British. I'm not sure if I failed or totally won.
Edit: NOTE TO SELF: CALL LEE CALL LEE CALL LEE CALL LEE LEE LEE CALL HIM OR DIIIEEE
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Date: 2006-06-22 08:45 pm (UTC)I AM UPSET THAT YOU DID NOT DREAM ME A PENIS.
REMEDY THIS. NEXT TIME YOU DREAM OF ME, I WANT YOU TO DREAM OF MY BIG, FAT GIRLCOCK.
:)
also- omfg i died laughing when call told me her home corrected you on the elizabeth thing. beautiful!
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Date: 2006-06-23 01:55 am (UTC)