Now what am I gonna do for eyes?
Jun. 30th, 2006 09:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maypirateI totally just thought of this.
The space immediately below my right eye is stinging and hurting, and I was thinking about pulling out my eye to make it stop.
And then I remembered there's this movie we have at the store called "May," and it's about this girl who is freakishly socially awkward and...uhhh, okay I don't really entirely know what happens, but she makes this doll out of human body parts and because it has no eyes, she PULLS OUT HER OWN EYE.
...so, um...apparently people named (or dubbed) "May" have a propensity to pull their goddamn eyes out. Christ.
Rhythm & Booms will be kicking your ass tomorrow. I'm going to try to change my hours so I can get off at 4:30, and then I'm willing to drive. I know Vicky is taking the Yukon, but she doesn't get off until later, so I can take people earlier. JOEL, if you're reading this, you will be in charge of sanderwiches this year, since I won't have time. :( BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN' R&B RUCKUS! It's time for me to want to join the airforce!
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monkebobert, I apologize for the scorpion!sex, but clearly you deserved it because you are not with me right now. Boo, you whore. I miss you. :(
RIGHT! PUTTING OUT MY EYE NOW.
Note that that's different from having sex with a chainsaw. Which I'm still NOT doing.
The space immediately below my right eye is stinging and hurting, and I was thinking about pulling out my eye to make it stop.
And then I remembered there's this movie we have at the store called "May," and it's about this girl who is freakishly socially awkward and...uhhh, okay I don't really entirely know what happens, but she makes this doll out of human body parts and because it has no eyes, she PULLS OUT HER OWN EYE.
...so, um...apparently people named (or dubbed) "May" have a propensity to pull their goddamn eyes out. Christ.
Rhythm & Booms will be kicking your ass tomorrow. I'm going to try to change my hours so I can get off at 4:30, and then I'm willing to drive. I know Vicky is taking the Yukon, but she doesn't get off until later, so I can take people earlier. JOEL, if you're reading this, you will be in charge of sanderwiches this year, since I won't have time. :( BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN' R&B RUCKUS! It's time for me to want to join the airforce!
In other news,
monkebobert, I apologize for the scorpion!sex, but clearly you deserved it because you are not with me right now. Boo, you whore. I miss you. :(RIGHT! PUTTING OUT MY EYE NOW.
Note that that's different from having sex with a chainsaw. Which I'm still NOT doing.
