Now what am I gonna do for eyes?

[maypirate]

I totally just thought of this.

The space immediately below my right eye is stinging and hurting, and I was thinking about pulling out my eye to make it stop.

And then I remembered there's this movie we have at the store called "May," and it's about this girl who is freakishly socially awkward and...uhhh, okay I don't really entirely know what happens, but she makes this doll out of human body parts and because it has no eyes, she PULLS OUT HER OWN EYE.

...so, um...apparently people named (or dubbed) "May" have a propensity to pull their goddamn eyes out. Christ.

Rhythm & Booms will be kicking your ass tomorrow. I'm going to try to change my hours so I can get off at 4:30, and then I'm willing to drive. I know Vicky is taking the Yukon, but she doesn't get off until later, so I can take people earlier. JOEL, if you're reading this, you will be in charge of sanderwiches this year, since I won't have time. :( BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN' R&B RUCKUS! It's time for me to want to join the airforce!

In other news, monkebobert, I apologize for the scorpion!sex, but clearly you deserved it because you are not with me right now. Boo, you whore. I miss you. :(

RIGHT! PUTTING OUT MY EYE NOW.

Note that that's different from having sex with a chainsaw. Which I'm still NOT doing.

Comments

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna try to get off work early or just completely...
if i don't get off work, i wouldn't be driving the yukon.

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

I think somehow someone observed your life, and you are the loose inspiration for this May movie. You should sue for moneys towards Grad School.
I'm slightly convinced this horror movie I saw the box for at Blockbuster called Tamara is based on the Japanese manga/movie Tomie.

I rented Memoirs of a Geisha and I kept thinking Nobu-san was Chairman Kaga from Iron Chef. I still don't like that none of the actresses were Japanese, even if the Chinese ladies did well, especially Gong Li.
Now here's another movie to watch at work recommendation- Beauty and the Beast gone low budget and Viking. It's called "Blood of the Beast" starring Jane March of Coneheads' fame, William Gregory Lee who played Virgil on Xena, and Justin Whalin, who was the second Jimmy Olson on Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman.
It's awesomely cheesy, but it was entertaining. I somehow rented two Viking movies inadvertedly. That and "Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King" which I missed on Sci-Fi cause of work. That was good too, even though it felt like it was a larger story compressed into one.
I may just may have to rent Mists of Avalon again to get the bad movie taint off. And Hans Matheson, my new Scottish Celebrity Husband.

Oh, btw...I'm prolly going to be making tee-shirts for Otakon, and I get five sheets of transfer paper so I was thinking of making a shirt for you and Aja. It can be of ANY picture of your choice on a black tee. I assume you're size Small? If you send me a pic to put on a shirt, I can make you one.

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Um, you totally spelled my name wrong, but apparently there is an monkebobert! I'll have to follow that link.

I wish I was there right now so I could watch you pull out your eye and then rush you to the ER to get it fixed.

I WANT TO GO TO RHYTHM AND BOOMS! HAVE FUN FOR ME!

[homoshiroi.livejournal.com]

...*sad faces*

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Ditto that shit.