Mommie Dearest

[maypirate]

...dinner tonight consisted of one of the most horrifying things my mom has ever said.

Me: Don, does your family still think I'm going to hell
Don: No, because I don't tell them what you do in your spare time.
Mom: You should tone down the porn.
Me: OOOOOOOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOO MOM! OH MY GOD!
Mom: Well it's not like it's a big secret.


....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

EDIT: OH HOLY SHIT! LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO BOTH wofl_iron AND I ON THE SAME NIGHT?!??

Comments

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU TOO WE'VE BOTH BE DISCOVERED OH MY GOD.

[liete.livejournal.com]

I'm still safe. >_>

[yawmin.livejournal.com]

Well we did watch Sexy Magical Girl Sunday morning... really loudly. And scream OH MY GOD! a lot at the previews.

[yawmin.livejournal.com]

In a related comment, I miss your mom. Fuckdamnit I miss you too! WHY ISN'T YOUR STATE HERE?!

[homoshiroi.livejournal.com]

I love your mother so much, if only she didn't insist on feeding me every time I visit.

AHHHH I VISIT IN LESS THAN A MONTH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[anax.livejournal.com]

...

*waits for his father to call and casually mention the porn*

[harukaceles.livejournal.com]

See, I don't watch my porn at my parents' house when my parents are around. Perhaps we should just keep our porn watching to over at my apartment so that you won't have to hear comments like that anymore?

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I don't have parents like this. :) They are happy not knowing about my hobbies.

[ripskye.livejournal.com]

That is so fucking funny.
BUT ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT, RIGHT?

You should have been like "MOM. Have you SEEEEEEEN the BOONDOCK SAINTS, kthnx."

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!! Your mom cracks me up. OH MY GOD indeed.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

*is dead of laugh*

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

I told my mother. And then i told her not to go looking for it.