Or the fact that it's written in screenplay format

[maypirate]

I completely passed out after work until Don called me, and then he said it was 8:30, and I freaked out because I thought I'd slept in and forgotten to open the store.

Jeez.

Horrible revelations of the evening:

-I haven't emptied the dishwasher since my parents left. Everything is clean...or IS IT? I'll probably have to run it again because I'm a psycho.

-This Gatorade tastes awful.

-I STILL haven't showered and I'm disgusting.

-I posted to norman_daily of my own free will. No matter how much I want to blame ripskye for it.

I have to go give Corin the world's most amazing present. HOpefully I'll hit him in the face with it again.

Comments

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

whaaaa! This person has my brain!



I found it on ljsecretover18

...:F

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

YOU ARE WINS FOREVER!

My brain too, yo. Ahem.