Time is running out

[maypirate]

T-Minus One Week, One Car, and One Degree of Sanity until the DESTROY VIRGINIA/GRAD SCHOOL TOUR kicks off.

I hope everyone already bought their tickets, cuz it's going to be an awesome show.

Also, I hope everyone is familiar with trepanning, because if my head does not stop hurting, I am going to request that one of you do THIS to my skull, except between my nose and my right eye socket, because that's where the pain lives.

And finally, have more evidence that I know the coolest people ever:

monkeybobert: I am the champion! The bee killing champion!
maypirate: WHAT HAS OCCURRED THAT YOU EARNED THIS TITLE?
monkeybobert: I killed a bee!
monkeybobert: I went to take a shower - no bee in room
monkeybobert: Came back from shower - huge bee flying around room
monkeybobert: Panic
monkeybobert: Watch bee for long time, then decide it's hopeless, shut door, go downstairs and wait for decken to wake up
monkeybobert: decken wakes up, doesn't care about bee in room, leaves me to my own defenses
monkeybobert: Panic
monkeybobert: Go back into room, watch bee for long time, pick up huge magazine, continue to watch bee
monkeybobert: Strike with swift power
monkeybobert: Bee dies instantly
monkeybobert: CHAMPION!
maypirate: WOW!
maypirate: That must have been a moment of pure triumph and amazement.
maypirate: I am sorry I was not there to witness it.
monkeybobert: When the sucker fell dead without even twitching I knew I was amazing
maypirate: *laaaaaaaaaaaaughs*
monkeybobert: And I killed it on a screen. It wouldn't land on the window where it would have been easier to get that kind of hit
maypirate: You are truly powerful.
monkeybobert: That's what I learned this morning

homoshiroi comes home tomorrow, praise be.

Comments

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

SPF and the Alien Bears was truly terrible as expected. CGI mutilations was totally horrid but SPF lived in the end so it was all good!

Though it would have made it more interesting had Mr. Johnson Was a Snowball..... been the soundtrack.