Virginia is for lovers

[maypirate]

So since Bob left, I've been following a strict diet of mint oreos and poptarts because I don't have a fucking can opener.

Don't ask me to rationalize that statement. Don't question, just accept! No can opener = eating only sugar! It makes perfect sense!


-my SHOES. My goddamn SHOES. I own like four pairs of shoes, how did I fail to pack the ones I wear the most? (They're here now. My dad mailed them to me. I suck.)
-the remote to my DVD player. So now I can only watch the first episode on any given disc of the X-Files, and nothing that involves the activation of subtitles.
-my razor
-more than two sets of towels
-something that would MAKE ME SEEM 23 INSTEAD OF 12.

I am the oldest person living in my house, but the cartoons on my walls and the cadre of FMA dolls on my bed are really kind of betraying my deep-seated nerdliness more than ever before. It doesn't help that both Diane and Lisa are covered in style and make-up and have lived in Europe and exude living-in-Europe-ness. I'm like "uhh...I lived in Japan. Please enjoy my kabuki masks and this giant-balled tanuki. This is Sabo-chan. She is my only friend. I'll be hiding under my bed for the rest of the year now, thanks."

Also, in trying to explain to Diane why I spend so much time online, I accidentally made her think I'm some kind of hacker. And then she asked if I minded if she smoked pot in the house.

And Williamsburg loves it some muthafuckin' pineapples, which is great, because so do I, but I almost bought a pineapple plant yesterday and it's almost 2, I'm still wearing pajamas, and it's all nymeria's fault.

Right.

Edit: So I have these...uh...sedatives, right? They're my heavy-duty help-me-sleep-calm-down pills? I've only ever taken half of one at a time, that much knocks me out pretty darn well.

...I just accidentally took a whole one because the bottle looked the same as a different medication.

I expect to be either dead or passed out on the floor in 5...4...3....

Comments

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

I thought you might have forgotten the can opener...at least a lot of the soup has pop tops! You can still eat things that are not sugar! There is other food in the fridge, don't fear it!

Let me know if you forgot anything else or want anything sent because Chenya and I will probably go over to your house in the near future and your mom said I could get things together for you.

Ummm pot, huh? Great. Fantasic. Go Diane. Living in Japan is cool. It is international exciting experience and requires more skillz than living in Europe. And you're better than them, so there. Ashley has that living in Japan quirkiness!

Have fun with the passing out.

[timbean.livejournal.com]

you're dressed for sedatives, wut. just go with the flow and whatnot. >>

[reikah.livejournal.com]

This is my friend May. She accidentally drugs herself to sleep sometimes, but we love her anyway.