maypirate

We went to the Dane County Fair last night and it was sexy. I had to push Beth and people out of the exhibit area so we could go on rides, but then we went on rides and it was good. They spun and went upside down and had pretty lights and it was hot! Gretchen held everybody's bags and I screamed a lot and Chenya looked traumatized. Good times. We also got to see the guinea pigs and they were wonderful but they wouldn't let you touch them and I was deeply saddened. I would have stolen them all.

Beth and I watched half of Pi last night. I'd forgotten how amazing it was. I also have forgotten all the subtle strangeness, like the guy singing on the subway and the man with the blood dripping off his hands.

I had some crazy dreams. The one I had before I woke up couging like a motherfucker again was...I can't even begin to describe it. It was so incredibly weird. The second one involved a part where I was like "I hate Japanese! I hate every language that isn't English!" and Bob got really mad at me and walked away. I didn't like that dream much either, but at least they're getting back to normal.

And the second ever Cohen-Schindler garage sale goes down tomorrow morning. EXCITEMENT! MAGIC CARDS! BREYER HORSES! KIDS BOOKS! MANY STRANGE THINGS! COOKIES! A good time for the whole family. Niceness that goes all the way back around.

AND YOU FOUND THE MARBLE IN THE OATMEAL! YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIREHOSE!!!!