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maypirateIt's SNOQQING!!! (I mistyped snowing) in Virginia! I love it. Also Happy Birthday ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
miss_gordon!
But in other news. apparently this week has been kicking the ass of a bunch of my friends and that does not make me happy.
I was trying to think of a post that would somehow incorporate all of the things that my friends like into one big loving happy mess, but it came out...well....iiiinteresting.
So this is for everyone, in hopes of making y'all smile, but in particular:
nymeriadomminesspoisontastersake_butterflyminigendotheregaltigresscryogeniahomoshiroikodalaiimpertinencetimbeanmonkeybobertherongaleasingulargirlhime1999kytyngurl2
...where Roy Mustang, beloved of Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, and Edward Elric (who is also in love with his brother with whom he has sexual relations and a dude who LOOKS like his brother but isn't with whom he ALSO has sexual relations) is the Fuhrer, Frank Cornelius Archer rampages around the countryside being badass. He is pursued by Connor and Murphy MacManus, hot Irish brothers who are good with guns and enjoy fucking each other on the side. Connor and Murphy occasionally hitch rides from Sam and Dean Winchester, who drive around in a sexy car and who also like to screw each other. It's highly possible that they also keep a man named Aidan tied up in their trunk.
Meanwhile, Al, Ed's brother, has a fabulous relationship with Riza Hawkeye on the side, and an angry redhead named Asuka who may or may not have had a past fling with Alfons Heiderich (but when asked, both of them replied: "No comment," also "FUCK you."). Ed finds himself continually tied up as well, possibly in the back of the Impala with Aidan. On alternating days, this car of magical wonder goes to watch Buffy with Veronica Mars and Logan Echolls, who are happy together forever with no scary up-knocking and ridiculous Piz-tastic angst (the latter is confined to "Mr. Piz Thomas"). They are even known to think about Beaver (his name is Cassidy).
Sometimes the MacManuses and the Winchesters (who like to call each other "Jared" and "Jensen" occasionally), like to drive to a nice locale known as THE FIRE KINGDOM where they chill with Prince Zuko (who may or may not have had to DO HIS OWN FATHER!!??!) and his ladyfriend Katara, who has had her brain rewired so she's not always talking about waterbending.
Somewhere on the side, two magicians named Angier and Borden have an epic battle and might be having sex with themselves or each other (NONE CAN SAY) and Scar, Lord Over All Dominion drives a bus that dispenses hamsters to Italian former mobsters at Il Adonis Cieco, kittens to anyone who wants, before he spends the evening with Mulder and Scully. Any further trouble is erased by the dynamnic duo of Jack Bauer and Hamri Al Assad (JACKASS) who like to play with handcuffs.
Ano one is ever sick, no worlds ever end, and everyone, always, lives happily ever after on the beach where it's snowing (snoqqing).
The end.
and yes Dommi, I was bad, but I had to do this and I will go do my work now promise!
Also, ONCE MORE. ANYONE WHO CAN FIND ME THE LYRICS TO Hitomi Yaida - "Stay" WINS AN EPIC PRIZE. I'm not kidding. I'm that desperate. My brain is not wired to even attempt to translate it at this moment, and as such I need things. I will pay you cash money.
And because I have been listening to these two songs pretty much nonstop, once more with feeling:
Placebo - "Running Up That Hill"
Pink - "Like A Pill"
miss_gordon!But in other news. apparently this week has been kicking the ass of a bunch of my friends and that does not make me happy.
I was trying to think of a post that would somehow incorporate all of the things that my friends like into one big loving happy mess, but it came out...well....iiiinteresting.
So this is for everyone, in hopes of making y'all smile, but in particular:
nymeriadomminesspoisontastersake_butterflyminigendotheregaltigresscryogeniahomoshiroikodalaiimpertinencetimbeanmonkeybobertherongaleasingulargirlhime1999kytyngurl2...where Roy Mustang, beloved of Riza Hawkeye, Jean Havoc, and Edward Elric (who is also in love with his brother with whom he has sexual relations and a dude who LOOKS like his brother but isn't with whom he ALSO has sexual relations) is the Fuhrer, Frank Cornelius Archer rampages around the countryside being badass. He is pursued by Connor and Murphy MacManus, hot Irish brothers who are good with guns and enjoy fucking each other on the side. Connor and Murphy occasionally hitch rides from Sam and Dean Winchester, who drive around in a sexy car and who also like to screw each other. It's highly possible that they also keep a man named Aidan tied up in their trunk.
Meanwhile, Al, Ed's brother, has a fabulous relationship with Riza Hawkeye on the side, and an angry redhead named Asuka who may or may not have had a past fling with Alfons Heiderich (but when asked, both of them replied: "No comment," also "FUCK you."). Ed finds himself continually tied up as well, possibly in the back of the Impala with Aidan. On alternating days, this car of magical wonder goes to watch Buffy with Veronica Mars and Logan Echolls, who are happy together forever with no scary up-knocking and ridiculous Piz-tastic angst (the latter is confined to "Mr. Piz Thomas"). They are even known to think about Beaver (his name is Cassidy).
Sometimes the MacManuses and the Winchesters (who like to call each other "Jared" and "Jensen" occasionally), like to drive to a nice locale known as THE FIRE KINGDOM where they chill with Prince Zuko (who may or may not have had to DO HIS OWN FATHER!!??!) and his ladyfriend Katara, who has had her brain rewired so she's not always talking about waterbending.
Somewhere on the side, two magicians named Angier and Borden have an epic battle and might be having sex with themselves or each other (NONE CAN SAY) and Scar, Lord Over All Dominion drives a bus that dispenses hamsters to Italian former mobsters at Il Adonis Cieco, kittens to anyone who wants, before he spends the evening with Mulder and Scully. Any further trouble is erased by the dynamnic duo of Jack Bauer and Hamri Al Assad (JACKASS) who like to play with handcuffs.
Ano one is ever sick, no worlds ever end, and everyone, always, lives happily ever after on the beach where it's snowing (snoqqing).
The end.
and yes Dommi, I was bad, but I had to do this and I will go do my work now promise!
Also, ONCE MORE. ANYONE WHO CAN FIND ME THE LYRICS TO Hitomi Yaida - "Stay" WINS AN EPIC PRIZE. I'm not kidding. I'm that desperate. My brain is not wired to even attempt to translate it at this moment, and as such I need things. I will pay you cash money.
And because I have been listening to these two songs pretty much nonstop, once more with feeling:
Placebo - "Running Up That Hill"
Pink - "Like A Pill"
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Date: 2007-02-01 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-01 06:53 pm (UTC)Ashita kara no tegami
Lyrics: Yaida Hitomi Music: Yaida Hitomi
Anata no omoi wo kaita nara
Kinou no watashi ni watashi te
Kanojo wa totemo kanashi sou de
Ira nai PURAIDO wo sutete hoshii tte naite ita
Hontou no anata ga shirita itte
Arai nagashite kureru yoru ni amaete
Mata warawarete iru wa baka ni shite iru hito mo iru
Dakedo koko wa sugoku ii sugoku ii no yo
Kusunda neko ga mieru daki ageru to atatakai no yo
Tamaranaku natte chiisana senaka ni KISU wo suru
i don’t want to stay
Kanaguri sutete mamoru mono nante
i don’t want to stay
Anata igai miatara nai no
Tada ima wa tadayotte tojikometai wa
Areruya mo inori mo shira nai narubeku nara soba ni ite
IMEEJI wa ima yori takaku takaku tobu no
Yogoreta hato ga mieru daki ageru to hane wo ushinatte
Sukue nai mou ae nai kedo ima aishite iru
i don’t want to stay
Udegumi shite gekou ite naide
i don’t want to stay
Atarashii SUTEEJI he ikeru, baby
Tada ima wa samayou tte sasagetetai wa
i don’t want to stay
Kanaguri sutete mamoru mono nante
i don’t want to stay
Anata igai miatara nai no
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Date: 2007-02-01 07:11 pm (UTC)Sometimes the MacManuses and the Winchesters (who like to call each other "Jared" and "Jensen" occasionally)
HEE! <333
Placebo's cover of "Running Up That Hill" is one of my all-time favorite songs.
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Date: 2007-02-01 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-01 07:36 pm (UTC)Also, I must ask, since it is snowing... Are you going to make a snowball and name it Johnson? :O
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Date: 2007-02-01 09:13 pm (UTC)HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVOC.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDAN.
and ed better keep his mitts off aidan in that trunk! >:E
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Date: 2007-02-01 11:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-02 12:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-02 07:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-03 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-03 10:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-03 10:26 pm (UTC)