Why do we even have that lever?

[maypirate]

So today, as seems to be par for the course, I achieved NOTHING. Except for making dinner with Lisa, but that doesn't count since all I did was turn on the rice cooker and that's not exactly rocket science.

This will all be remedied tomorrow (today?) and this coming week, seeing as I have written in my date book "Get life together."

The highlight of today was pretty much receiving Ryuk, and in honor of his and Kaoru's arrivals, I felt I should take a page from sky_dark's book and show their introduction to my already doll-filled bed world.

shut up I don't care if I'm 23 I like my toys




Filling in for his brother, Kaoru Hitachiin says hello! As does BELZENEFF.


Kaoru makes himself right at home, much to the chagrin of Roy, as that there place is "Roy's spot." Yeah it's like freakin' Toy Story in my bedroom.


Kaoru makes amends by showing Roy the wonder of BELZENEFF.


Roy is ultimately so taken with Kaoru that he begins his masterful seduction. But where will this lead? Only time will tell.

And then, Ryuk came.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! he seems to say, and holy crap, he's as big as Roy.


Ryuk meets the anime plush posse. There are some hostile inclinations, as you may have noticed.
Ryuk: Hi there!
Ed: OMFG! WTF IS THAT?! EVERYONE STAY BACK!


Later, as Ryuk is minding his own business...
Ryuk: DAMN but I love me some apples.
Ed: Stay behind me, Al as I love you illegally and will die if you come to any harm, I'm going to poke it with this stick and see if that makes it die.
Al: Brother, be careful! I think this is a bad idea!


So yeah. Basically Ryuk cracks me up and my insides have decided to suddenly wage an exciting war against me, so I will retire, to awaken again in four hours and FACE THE DAY. And achieve. We hope.

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

posts like this are why i married you. just so you know.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I may not ever get my work done, but I'm great at recording the epic lives of my toys!

♥

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

XDD OH MY GOD, RYUK. I MUST DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Isn't he AMAZING and WEIRD?!??! :D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I love this, it's like crack theater, only plushier ^___^

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Hee! *many many Mikke*

Now just imagine if I could collect the entire Host Club....O.O

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

GIPs!

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

May! We are not brothers or sisters or something in being owned by our doll collections! <33333 IT'S SO CUTE XD

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

We are NOW brothers... *face/palms*

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I was going to say, "OH NO, SKY HAS REJECTED MEEEE! MY PLUSH WORLD IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER! ;_;"

And then I was going to spend the rest of the day crying.

But now I don't have, so it's all good! :D

[soda-and-capes.livejournal.com]

Gah, those are rediculously cute!

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

They think so too. They are cocky little jerks. :p

<3

[crazyloststar.livejournal.com]

*nibbles on kaoru and ryuk*

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Kaoru: *shy uke blush*
Ryuk: :DDDD

[fallia.livejournal.com]

ILU May. Just wanted you to know.

[feast.livejournal.com]

...The Ryuk doll is terrfying/missing a death note.

WHY DO HIS EYEBALLS BULGE SO.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Actually, he has a DeathNote. It's in the hand that isn't holding the apple. He's very accurate! :)

BECAUSE HE'S BEAUTIFUL. SHINIGAMI EYES. DON'T YOU WANT THEM?!?!?