His wife? A horse!

[maypirate]

Of the things I set out to do yesterday, I accomplished...some of them! I think! Ta-daaaaah.

So now I just need to finish reading 100 pages, write a 6-8 page book review, submit a topic for my term paper and an outline for my thesis, and study for my midterm on CHINA. And go to the library. Which I'll do after I shower which I'll do after I finish typing this.

Yeah I really have little of import or interest to say, but I was reading through the daily wank commentary in these parts while eatin' my toast, and this was in one of the wanks and I just...

...You know, I'd be keeping the fact that you masturbate to everything you read to yourself, because it's kinda creepy. I never knew so many people thought the only reason to read was to get off!

I? Can read all sorts of stuff without shoving my hands down my pants. Like, you know, murder and rape and child abuse and cake baking and curtain shopping and mystery novels and encyclopedias.

Yet another instance of me posting things from the internet that make me laugh uncontrollably. Oh internet. I love you long time.

Comments

[inugrlrayn.livejournal.com]

well there's no accounting for reading habits I suppose. By the way! Late happy birthday!

*hugs*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

[homoshiroi.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/4391246.html?thread=124223566#t124223566

HAY HAY WHY DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR

[elfinragdoll.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the kind of thing where you've skidaddled past mistake and slammed straight into faux pas. Even if it's something that you know people do, you don't broadcast it.

I know I've said some unsavory things in the past, but never quite that direct...but yes, that made me laugh as well, to the point where my aunt wanted to know what was wrong. XD

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

The wank your lj entry subject comes from is one of the most beautiful/horrifying/hysterical wanks ever.

[su-dama.livejournal.com]

*DED BY LAFF*