Honey, I love you, but I just can't smile
Aug. 18th, 2003 11:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maypirateI stole this stolen thing from Bob! Revel in answers you may already know!
Middle name: Starts with an S, and no, it is not my mom's last name
Birth time: Around noon, Pacific Standard Time
Birthplace: Oakland, CA
Last place you traveled: California!
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'2.75"
Zodiac Sign: Pisces, king of all Zodiac signs! Boar according to the Chinese zodiac.
Describe:
Your heritage: German, Latvian, Lithuanian, Dutch (hey, I'm Jewish...)
The shoes you wore today: My blue flipflops with the palm trees and the dirty foot imprints
Your hair: Parted in the middle like Bob
Your weakness(es): Chocolate, Don, Chocolate Dons, Slayers, ICQ, Dynast, shiny objects
Your fears: Spiders, needles, cancer
Your perfect pizza: Saucy good, cheesy good, meaty good, with niceness that goes all the way back around
One thing you'd like to achieve: Getting a job at as a college professor (and having my PhD)
What is:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: Don't use AIM. Use ICQ. Say "FUCK!" too much there. Also "Murr." And "Hells yeah!"
Your thoughts first waking up: "Ugh. That dream was stupid." This afternoon, it was "Ugh...I drooled on Don. I hope he doesn't notice."
Your current worry: I'll actually realize I'm going to Japan. That I won't have an internet connection in my house there.
Your plans tomorrow: Talk to Pairaka, go to Chenya's and cook, have dinner with my parents and some friends of theirs
Your best physical feature: My face, and the look that broke a thousand hearts
Your bedtime: It's like a guessing game! I never know! Unlike Bob, it's usually between midnight and 2 even during school.
Greatest accomplishment: Passing my Japanese placement test in Oberlin despite sobbing all over the teachers
Do you:
Cuss: Shit dawg!
Do you think you've been in love: Hells yeah
Want to get married: Mebbe. Gotta write my dissertation, though
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Hells no
Like to take baths: Only when I'm sick and therefore delirious
Get motion sickness: No
Like talking on the phone: With the right person on the other end, it's always a pleasure.
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Play an instrument: I sing
Workout: Nope. Don't like it.
Like reading: Shore do.
Favorite:
Body part: My right hand, because I use it for everything.
Kind of fruit: Apples! Like Barbossa!
Music to fall asleep to: A fan. I always need some kind of rushing sound.
Time of the day: All of them. Well, 10 in the morning is iffy, but...oh, also early afternoons when I don't have classes.
Feature in the opposite sex: Don. But if you want something else, brown hair and good humor.
Car: My sweet Honda of love
Number: 20, but that's cuz it's my age. But I generally like odd numbers. 19 was a good one.
Thing to do right before bed: Tuck Don in over ICQ
Thing to say when you're mad: Fuck! I hate this! I'll kill everyone! You're a bitch!
Era: Here and now
Horror movie: Nail Gun Massacre, as I am the only person ever to sit through it twice! But if you want a real movie, Children of the Corn or Carrie.
Colors: Blue. Then green.
The future:
Age you hope to be married: Not until I'm at least 25 and have a life.
Numbers and Names of Children: 1. If that. An 11 year old that does laundry. Girl. If it's a boy, his name will be Noah Basement, after the basement of Noah Dorm in Oberlin, which is very dank and has Legionnaire's Disease on the floor.
Describe your Dream Wedding: Just like our wedding only without the heat and bugs.
How do you want to die: In my sleep with no pain, just like Bob. Not in a car or of cancer.
Where you want to go to college: Oberlin. Graduate school: Berkeley
What do you want to be when you grow up: My dad, but without the facial hair
What country would you most like to visit: New Zealand
Opposite sex:
Best eye color: Don (green)
Best hair color: Don (brown)
Short or long hair: Don (short)
Best personality trait: Don...noticing a trend here?
Best height: Don
Best weight: Don (lanky, no fat or muscle mass to speak of. ;)p )
Best articles of clothing: Boxers, the only underwear a man should ever wear. Also Don.
Best first date location: Imperial Gardens or renting a movie or not
Best first kiss location: Wherever it's right
Finish:
I eat: Food. Sometimes. Not always.
I think: a lot about strange things.
I am: anxious, obsessive, full of goo
I loathe: Stupid people (amen Bob) and yogurt. And mayo. And cream cheese.
I adore: Don, chocolate, meat
I suck at: Science and math and being unemotional
I am obsessed with: Dynast and Aoshi/Misao hentai
I can: sit in the lotus position without using my hands and act like I'm on drugs without taking any.
I can't wait: to buy exciting things in Japan and meet my host sister Miwa and then come home to my loving wives and keeboo where I belong.
That was fun! I'm tired, despite the fact that Don and I took a nap for a few hours this afternoon.
Other than that I've just been talkin' to people, and I finally got onto the message board at e-hentai.net. And I tried to Oekaki on Chenya's board, but I screwed up. I need more teaching!
Joel needs to print out our membership cards for the Mayo Haters club.
Super Hot Triple XXXXXXX Plushie Luvin' for Pairaka! ;)p
And love for Vicky in Purdue!
And now goodnight, bowl of mush.
Middle name: Starts with an S, and no, it is not my mom's last name
Birth time: Around noon, Pacific Standard Time
Birthplace: Oakland, CA
Last place you traveled: California!
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'2.75"
Zodiac Sign: Pisces, king of all Zodiac signs! Boar according to the Chinese zodiac.
Describe:
Your heritage: German, Latvian, Lithuanian, Dutch (hey, I'm Jewish...)
The shoes you wore today: My blue flipflops with the palm trees and the dirty foot imprints
Your hair: Parted in the middle like Bob
Your weakness(es): Chocolate, Don, Chocolate Dons, Slayers, ICQ, Dynast, shiny objects
Your fears: Spiders, needles, cancer
Your perfect pizza: Saucy good, cheesy good, meaty good, with niceness that goes all the way back around
One thing you'd like to achieve: Getting a job at as a college professor (and having my PhD)
What is:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: Don't use AIM. Use ICQ. Say "FUCK!" too much there. Also "Murr." And "Hells yeah!"
Your thoughts first waking up: "Ugh. That dream was stupid." This afternoon, it was "Ugh...I drooled on Don. I hope he doesn't notice."
Your current worry: I'll actually realize I'm going to Japan. That I won't have an internet connection in my house there.
Your plans tomorrow: Talk to Pairaka, go to Chenya's and cook, have dinner with my parents and some friends of theirs
Your best physical feature: My face, and the look that broke a thousand hearts
Your bedtime: It's like a guessing game! I never know! Unlike Bob, it's usually between midnight and 2 even during school.
Greatest accomplishment: Passing my Japanese placement test in Oberlin despite sobbing all over the teachers
Do you:
Cuss: Shit dawg!
Do you think you've been in love: Hells yeah
Want to get married: Mebbe. Gotta write my dissertation, though
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Hells no
Like to take baths: Only when I'm sick and therefore delirious
Get motion sickness: No
Like talking on the phone: With the right person on the other end, it's always a pleasure.
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Play an instrument: I sing
Workout: Nope. Don't like it.
Like reading: Shore do.
Favorite:
Body part: My right hand, because I use it for everything.
Kind of fruit: Apples! Like Barbossa!
Music to fall asleep to: A fan. I always need some kind of rushing sound.
Time of the day: All of them. Well, 10 in the morning is iffy, but...oh, also early afternoons when I don't have classes.
Feature in the opposite sex: Don. But if you want something else, brown hair and good humor.
Car: My sweet Honda of love
Number: 20, but that's cuz it's my age. But I generally like odd numbers. 19 was a good one.
Thing to do right before bed: Tuck Don in over ICQ
Thing to say when you're mad: Fuck! I hate this! I'll kill everyone! You're a bitch!
Era: Here and now
Horror movie: Nail Gun Massacre, as I am the only person ever to sit through it twice! But if you want a real movie, Children of the Corn or Carrie.
Colors: Blue. Then green.
The future:
Age you hope to be married: Not until I'm at least 25 and have a life.
Numbers and Names of Children: 1. If that. An 11 year old that does laundry. Girl. If it's a boy, his name will be Noah Basement, after the basement of Noah Dorm in Oberlin, which is very dank and has Legionnaire's Disease on the floor.
Describe your Dream Wedding: Just like our wedding only without the heat and bugs.
How do you want to die: In my sleep with no pain, just like Bob. Not in a car or of cancer.
Where you want to go to college: Oberlin. Graduate school: Berkeley
What do you want to be when you grow up: My dad, but without the facial hair
What country would you most like to visit: New Zealand
Opposite sex:
Best eye color: Don (green)
Best hair color: Don (brown)
Short or long hair: Don (short)
Best personality trait: Don...noticing a trend here?
Best height: Don
Best weight: Don (lanky, no fat or muscle mass to speak of. ;)p )
Best articles of clothing: Boxers, the only underwear a man should ever wear. Also Don.
Best first date location: Imperial Gardens or renting a movie or not
Best first kiss location: Wherever it's right
Finish:
I eat: Food. Sometimes. Not always.
I think: a lot about strange things.
I am: anxious, obsessive, full of goo
I loathe: Stupid people (amen Bob) and yogurt. And mayo. And cream cheese.
I adore: Don, chocolate, meat
I suck at: Science and math and being unemotional
I am obsessed with: Dynast and Aoshi/Misao hentai
I can: sit in the lotus position without using my hands and act like I'm on drugs without taking any.
I can't wait: to buy exciting things in Japan and meet my host sister Miwa and then come home to my loving wives and keeboo where I belong.
That was fun! I'm tired, despite the fact that Don and I took a nap for a few hours this afternoon.
Other than that I've just been talkin' to people, and I finally got onto the message board at e-hentai.net. And I tried to Oekaki on Chenya's board, but I screwed up. I need more teaching!
Joel needs to print out our membership cards for the Mayo Haters club.
Super Hot Triple XXXXXXX Plushie Luvin' for Pairaka! ;)p
And love for Vicky in Purdue!
And now goodnight, bowl of mush.
