"Sorry I made you stay for twenty dollars of boobs."

[maypirate]

Best customer complaint ever: guy comes into the store and bitches that the women in the porn he rented were ugly.

In fact, he consistently rents porn and the women are ugly, and has complained about it before.

Why don't we warn him? Why don't we tell him which porn has ugly women and which doesn't? Why aren't we aware of his standards of attractiveness?

I love my job.

Also, inspired by poisontaster, I have jumped on to the First Impressions Meme, which, as you might have discerned is a meme about your first impression of me. My thread is here if anyone would like to play. Dun be too brutal?

I went to the Farmer's Market with Rachel today and got sunburned on my shoulders and across my nose. Touching my skin brings the heat! My kingdom for some kind of aloe vera lotion.

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[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

I have tried to post this...three times on that page you linked to, but it never takes. It's extremely bizarre. At least I finally copied it so I don't have to try to recreate it. The first one was best. I will post it here:

What the hell...I just posted and it went away. It was brilliant...I'll try to recreate.

My impressions, in Japanese class back in high school:
"That girl is crazy. Did she just fall out of her chair?! She's really loud...But she likes a lot of the same stuff I do and seems really cool. She probably wouldn't really like me though. Ah well, I'll just do the activities with Naomi and hope that her hands don't fall off at the fragile wrists."

My impressions, at homoshiroi's birthday party:
"OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT GIRL FROM MY JAPANESE CLASS. OH NO, WHAT IF SHE TALKS TO ME?! QUICK, UNDER THE BAR!!"

My impressions, on Halloween:
This Amber girl actually seems really cool. Perhaps I should stop fearing her in Japanese class.

And that is the progression of my impressions of you and how I learned about the wonderfulness that is you.