maypirate

-MY ROOM IS LIKE A DEMENTED GAME OF "WHERE'S WALDO" AND IT WILL NEVER BE CLEAN.

-I think there's something wrong with my drugs. Which is to say, either less Zoloft or MORE Zoloft. I'm going to give it a few more days.

-As soon as my mother is out of the state, I forget how to eat.

-WHY AM I SO TIRED

-WHY I NO CAN CREATE

-And this conversation might offend someone and I'm sorry,

maypirate: Also, I'm really starting to want to punch bands that have, like, 20-word titles in their songs.

asingulargirl: lol oh, god, yes

asingulargirl: it's so pretentious

maypirate: I'm going to write a song. It'll be called "the only difference between your stage shows and your wanking is that now you have an audience you pretentious fuck, someone teach you what rock was like in the 90's and get off my lawn."

asingulargirl: lmao

asingulargirl: you should

maypirate: I'll strum a guitar badly and scream out a list of things that I hate.

asingulargirl: lol and you should sex someone up against a speaker onstage to appease the fangirls!

maypirate: Maybe I'll even break a guitar and then cut myself on the pieces to prove how hardcore and yet oddly sensitive I am.

asingulargirl: yes!

asingulargirl: you'd sell a gazillion albums

maypirate: And then I would piss away my millions with drugs and hookers and drugged hookers.

asingulargirl: it sounds wonderful

asingulargirl: oh, make sure you do the obligatory dui or hooker related jail time

maypirate: Oh, of course. Eventually I hope to end up on "Behind the Music" or something, and talk about how I came back from rock bottom.

asingulargirl: hmmm, you need a cause

asingulargirl:for after you hit rock bottom

asingulargirl:something you can bring awareness to

maypirate: Ummm....the scary ducks outside my house?

But remember that I still love pre-Green Album Weezer and my favorite playlists involve stuff I listened to in 8th grade that I'm still convinced that "Alternative" is God's gift to modern rock, so who am I to judge? :F And I will admit that, thought lengthy, "They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead!! Ahhhh!" is pretty much the best song-title ever.

-I'm going back to sleep. I feel like hell. The sad part is when I wake up, MY ROOM WILL STILL LOOK LIKE A BOMBING RAID ON A CONDEMNED TOY FACTORY. See how it all comes full circle? Guhhhh.