Kingdom of the Spiders

[maypirate]

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN today AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY AND HAMMER THINGS UNNECESSARILY AND BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN WHY MUST THIS BEEEEEEE

And now I have shared it with you, because sharing means caring that now I can pass some of my hideous suffering onto you. Happy Thursday! <3

I have a 15 page first draft of my thesis due tomorrow. Have I worked on it since May? NOPE. This is gonna rule!

But seriously, that picture makes me want to curl into a ball and sob hysterically. Obviously I had to share it.

Comments

[minigendo.livejournal.com]

Your image leaves me cold and dead inside, just imagining the situation responsible for birthing that particular view.

[sink-or-swim.livejournal.com]

No. I refuse. The last thing I need is to turn into a hysterical mess at my job.

And also, no.

[fallia.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Dear god, why did I click? Wrrrrrryyyyyyyy. I don't even know how to be alive now. ITS EYE IS GLEAMING.

Ahem. Good luck getting your thesis draft done.

[homoshiroi.livejournal.com]

i....I'm not that disturbed. Is it just me? I thought you LIKED spiders

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

..... i hope you weren't serious about the second part of that comment :p

but i wasn't disturbed either. well, i think i would be if i'm sitting on the toilet and tried to reach for some toilet paper and find a spider of that size sitting on it. but as far as the picture itself goes, nope, doesn't bother me :p

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

HOLY FUCK YES IT'S JUST YOU

AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS OH MY SWEET GOD

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

because you shared the love, i decided to share it with anchka as well, who shares the same love for spiders as you do!

[elfinragdoll.livejournal.com]

BEJESUS. There must be some plot going on. They've been planning this for decades. That's obviously one of their JUGGERNAUT WARRIORS SENT TO MAIM AND BEGIN THE FIRST WAVE.

[taciturn681514.livejournal.com]

I have no words to describe that image that weren't already used above. So I won't.

I will though provide a link to another, equally horrifying (yet awesome) image. I have to send this to you via LJ because I DON'T KNOW YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS and I'm feeling fat and sassy.

Click here! (http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/25/red_snowmen.jpg)

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

THAT IS IN FACT THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE SEEN TODAY and thankfully does not reduce me to gibbering and rending my garments as my horrible spider does.

Man I wish I hadn't lost that DVD. But hey, I live in a giant bucket. What can you do?

And IN CASE YOU NEED IT my e-mail is mcnadenade@gmail.com.

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

ahh! You!
I need your Wii number :3

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

When I went on break last night I went to sit on the bench outside under our huge awning and looked up...

HUNDREDS of spiders. They're all over our building, Big Y is the Arachnic Den of New Milford it seems and this is quite terrifying to one afraid of spiders.
And yes, the spider macro is fucking terrifying.

[zalia.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD O______O

*spends the rest of the night treading very carefully, especially in the bathroom*