Pity the child

[maypirate]

Donuts always a good idea.

French vanilla latte, not so good an idea.

However, of late, have been able to drink flavored coffees and not explode.

But this morning, donuts + french vanilla latte (+ probably everything else about the way I eat) = OH MY GOD THE WORST IDEA I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME

I've called out of work this afternoon so I can curl into a ball and whimper helplessly and die, because I couldn't promise my boss or myself that I wouldn't need to just be prostrate on the bathroom floor.

Yes this is a whiny post solely for the pitying of me. Pity meeeeee. ;_;

Comments

[jade-kawolski.livejournal.com]

*Gives you a bright pink bottle of Pepto and her sympathies*

*hug hug!*

[minigendo.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself pitied. I'd branch out, and also pity fools, but I fear the wrath of Mr. T. (That last bit really makes no sense, but ...eh, there's always room for T)

[crazyloststar.livejournal.com]

lattes are evil beings that need to be destroyed! you must avoid then *clings to your shins*

[elfinragdoll.livejournal.com]

I've been on a coffee kick lately. Adding obscene amounts of french vanilla creamer.

*pities...pities SO HARD.*

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

:( This is why fat-free no-whip lattes were made. Then Lattes become ALWAYS good idea!

Donuts... I never pegged you for a donut eater.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Really? I'm terrible around donuts, I absolutely adore them. In Japan I had "Donut Club" with some of my friends, and every Friday morning before class we'd go to Mr. Donut in Kyoto Station and enjoy the wonder.

[jou.livejournal.com]

*cuddles* ;_; God, it's late. I hope by now you are feeling better. Sick Amber = Sad Jo.

Mebbe try the soy milk? I've been doing that, and it might be working.
Also, I now know I must take you to my local donut shop for happy fun times. <3

[perivates.livejournal.com]

I TOLD YOU DONUTS BODED OF DANGER DDD:

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

IT WASN'T THE DONUTS IT WAS THE LATTE AND PROBABLY THE CRAP I'D EATEN THE DAY BEFORE!

Donuts are our friends, Kate. ;_; Donuts would never hurt me this way.