Take us to your yacht club.

[maypirate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY dark_reaction! I'm so glad you played on my meme that day and came into my life. You are amazing, talented, gorgeous, wonderful, sweet, and a thousand other adjectives, and I wish you a truly spectacular year. You absolutely deserve it. Much love, sweetheart. ♥

Yesterday morning I started sneezing, and I never stopped. And I didn't really sleep much because of the residual face-crushing sinus pain. It was awesome. Or not.

Anyway. Tuesday, I went out for drinks with decken, homoshiroi, and kleptoneko. As the latter is a trained bartender, she was having the dude there make up drinks, and then I decided to think up good (remember that in my world, good is always relative) names for them. Also possibly bands. I have listed them here for your reading pleasure. Vicky said she might someday go through and try to figure out how she'd make them. Then we will open a bar. Or not.



-massive gangbang
-high-speed decapitation
-syphilitic hobo
-rancid antelope
-child sacrifice
-electric pinecone
-ill-conceived ski-slope
-polyglot
-"I left the body in a ditch"
-this involves your mother
-tongue staple
-nebula
-violent chinchilla
-third tier hooker
-emaciated superstar
-frostbitten orphan
-hugely inappropriate sexual manuever
-it's always been come, goddammit
-accidental harpsichord
-horrible stranger who calls and just breathes into the phone
-convoluted interpersonal relationship
-gaping skull wound
-taxidermist's delight
-kidney-rupturing orgasm
-screeching monkey cannibal
-gratuitous haberdasher
-elliptical tourniquet
-toaster in the bathtub
-inarticulate scholar
-uncomfortable spongebath
-wretched portculis
-murderous archdeacon
-life on a zombie-ruled archipelago
-chinese socks
-disheveled miscreant
-illustrious whoremonger
-really awkward morning after where you're halfway home before you realize you've forgotten your underwear
-necrosis
-mutant alligator farm
-skulky pondscum
-loose id
-creepy advance from friend
-violating probe

And contributed by Shawn:
-sorry you slept with a clown


This weekend it's apparently supposed to get up to 50 degrees. I am shocked and appalled and demand more snow. MORE SNOW! Or YES.

Comments

[feast.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, awesome. I'll take a life on a zombie-ruled archipelago on the rocks, please.

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

i've started! there's 5 available right now

[jou.livejournal.com]

"gratuitous haberdasher" and "polyglot" are my drinks of choice.

[t1mmer.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the mentioning of a chinchilla. Great list!

[fourfreedoms.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE TOO NICE TO ME. *shakes head* Thanks so much for everything. I love you, Amber!

[sarayan.livejournal.com]

Mmm. High speed decapitation sounds like it'd get you smashed pretty quickly. Please open a bar. Preferably that serves only these drinks. I would frequent your business!

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

I also just realize that half of these "drinks" would require to be stinky @_@