Deptartment of Redundancy Department

[maypirate]

Today I got an e-mail from Akadot Retail, as I do about once a week. It had the fantastic subject line, "Newsflash - Yaoi Is Hot!"

Really? It is? This is an enormous shock to me.

It's like the equivalent of when Newsweek had that cover article about how Christmas derived from previous Jewish and Pagan traditions. O BLAARGGAG? GAR, YAAAHHRAWWHAW!

Much of churchofelric is at YaoiCon this weekend, and I am not, because I don't have money, and also because judging from the fact that I wore the Misao porn shirt to ward people off last time, it is not the right place for me. But I do wish I could see CoE people, and also have a venue to sell these GAY PORN BUTTONS that I've been making. Since we have adult video catalogues, and I get bored, I asked some people if I should make XXXTREME GAY PORN BUTTONS. The answer was a resounding yes. And so I have done.

Do you want EXPLICIT GAY PORN BUTTONS? I'm your woman.


In other news, I wasn't interested in the original 90210, I'm irritated that they've decided to remake it, and I'm extra annoyed by the fact that its revival prompted someone to request it and I had to make covers for the first season today and THE COLORS WERE LIKE LASERS TO MY EYES because they were like "HAY this show started in 1990, remember how BRAIN-KILLINGLY FLUORESCENT the world was in 1990??!?!?!? Let's make the box seizure-inducingly bright, it's a brilliant marketing concept!!"

I realize that didn't make a lot of sense, but looking at the BLUE!!!! and PINK!!!! and ORANGE!!! of the goddamn DVD set made my head hurt.

I mean, and my soul hurts because udfhsidfuhsuid 90210. I also had to make boxes for "Party of Five." If you liked these shows, that's fantastic, but I'm just having trouble with the violent color spasms and the "holy shit where did the past 18 years go?!?!"


90210. GAY PORN BUTTONS. And apparently the tea lattes I have started slamming are like the ultimate diuretic because I keep having to use the bathroom every 20 minutes blargh. Such is my Friday.

Comments

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

Re: 90210? I also find the idea appalling and your comments on it just had me giggling so loudly, roomie's mom - who was on the phone wanted to know what was so fun.

But the "SINGE-YOUR-EYEBALLS COLORS OF THE 80's!" explanation apparently does not make sense to other people. :[

[minigendo.livejournal.com]

Curiosity begs that I ask ... misao porn shirt? what ist?

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

It's a panel from 3303 I believe, aka the BEST AOSHI MISAO HENTAI DOJINSHI LIKE EVAR.

PS - Remind me before Neko to pack the Wei-now-your's sweatshirt.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

I WISH TO SEE GAY PORN BUTTONS. :D


I also wish to have gay porn buttons, but that comes later. AAAGH NO PUN INTENDED. *headwall*

[zoechan.livejournal.com]

I'd go to Yaoi-con, but I believe it's really just Yuri-con in a not-so-clever disguise.

[sarayan.livejournal.com]

I am all up about GAY PORN BUTTONS.

[wiccat.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I wants gay porn buttons!