This is probably the worst movie ever made.

[maypirate]

There are few things that can make "Nail Gun Massacre" look like a cinematic masterpiece.

"Woodchipper Massacre" is one of them.

And I just watched both with Peter, since I foolishly gave him the latter for Christmas with the hope that it would be as amazing as its title implied.

Oh god my soul. My sooouuuuuul.

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[ningengirai.livejournal.com]

That... kind of reminds me of a DVD a friend once gave me as a birthday present. I'm something of a horror movie fanatic - with the Alien Quadrology being my all-time favourite - and said friend hunted down an obscure movie called Red Riding Hood.

It's supposed to be 'what would happen if Little Red Riding Hood was a vigilante who, with her best friend wearing a wolf mask, kills morally bankrupt people, until one day her grandmother comes along and decides to take her away' ( the conclusion being: tie granny to the bed and torture her to death, yeah, and oh, while we're at it, start an incestuous relationship with daddy ).

After twenty minutes of staring slack-jawed at the horrible acting, music, everything, I was ready to put an axe through the screen.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

.......I would totally watch that. I mean, and feel dirty for days afterward and sacrifice bits of my humanity, but I kind of like doing it.

And hey, if it's not shot on camcorder, it'll be a cinematic achievement above WCM. :F

[crosslights.livejournal.com]

I think I want to watch this for the sheer masochistic glee of it, after reading about the apparently atrocious sweaters in the IMDB review.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. SAVE YOURSELF. SAVE YOURSEEEEEEEEELF.

But it's true about the sweaters. At the time I was too busy going "SHFIOSHFISHSIKJ HDIH AUUUUUGH" at the horrible acting, colors, and everything else, but in retrospect those sweaters were horrible.

[yawmin.livejournal.com]

Rowsdower? :D

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Oh man, the effects in this were so terrible that the Ziox temple looks like something out of George Lucas in comparison.

[weilide.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to point out that the tagline is: "How much flesh would a Woodchipper chip, if a Woodchipper could chip flesh?"

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Yes. I am aware of this. Sadly, that's not even close to being the most awful thing about it.