Enough: Is it enough?
Mar. 28th, 2009 03:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maypirateYou know what we haven't had for a while?
A good old fashioned work rant.
Just because there's a winter storm warning doesn't mean that you ABSOLUTELY NEED TO RENT MOVIES OR YOU'LL DIE OF CABIN FEVER. Really. I promise. Everyone go away.
Dude, just because you can keep something longer than the generally allotted number of days doesn't mean that you should. 32 COPIES OF MILK ARE DUE/OVERDUE. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BRING THEM BACK. Subscriptions do not give you an excuse to be a douchebag, keeping shit around until you feel like watching it.
If you don't have a bluray player, don't be a dumbass and rent a bluray. And if you're going to pretend you don't have a bluray player so you can get a free movie out of your poor, beleaguered clerk, that doesn't just make you a dumbass, that makes you evil.
I CAN'T READ YOUR GODDAMN MIND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU AT ME BLANKLY WITH YOUR SOULLESS HOLLOW EYES. SHOW ME YOUR GODDAMN ID. YOU'VE RENTED HERE BEFORE. YOU KNOW THIS. OH MY GOD.
Interrupt me! Please! It's not like I wasn't going to offer the information you needed about two seconds later.
THE WHITE BOX. GRAB THE WHITE BOX. THE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX.
AND I STILL CAN'T FIND THOSE DISCS. NOT THAT I'VE HAD TIME TO LOOK. kiuhvfsdsydubgiuhgIUHSfyh7gadhi
A good old fashioned work rant.
Just because there's a winter storm warning doesn't mean that you ABSOLUTELY NEED TO RENT MOVIES OR YOU'LL DIE OF CABIN FEVER. Really. I promise. Everyone go away.
Dude, just because you can keep something longer than the generally allotted number of days doesn't mean that you should. 32 COPIES OF MILK ARE DUE/OVERDUE. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BRING THEM BACK. Subscriptions do not give you an excuse to be a douchebag, keeping shit around until you feel like watching it.
If you don't have a bluray player, don't be a dumbass and rent a bluray. And if you're going to pretend you don't have a bluray player so you can get a free movie out of your poor, beleaguered clerk, that doesn't just make you a dumbass, that makes you evil.
I CAN'T READ YOUR GODDAMN MIND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU AT ME BLANKLY WITH YOUR SOULLESS HOLLOW EYES. SHOW ME YOUR GODDAMN ID. YOU'VE RENTED HERE BEFORE. YOU KNOW THIS. OH MY GOD.
Interrupt me! Please! It's not like I wasn't going to offer the information you needed about two seconds later.
THE WHITE BOX. GRAB THE WHITE BOX. THE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX.
AND I STILL CAN'T FIND THOSE DISCS. NOT THAT I'VE HAD TIME TO LOOK. kiuhvfsdsydubgiuhgIUHSfyh7gadhi
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