maypirate

Last night I had a nearly religious experience.

We went to a restaurant. It was all you can eat MEAT. And I mean like, meaty meat-meat. Not fishies. COW. And you got to grill it on a little stove and I WAS IN LOVE!

I got high from all the MEAT.

It was that amazing.

I just wanted to keep cooking it, like that game Vicky gave me so long ago...the meat-cooking game. I decided I will become the meat fairy. Children will leave meat under their pillows and I will come to their houses and grill it for them. The arrival of the meat fairy with be heralded with joy.

In lesser news, I..uh...sleep sometimes.

There had to have been something else.

Oh, right. Hokkaido (北海道) will blow all of my expenses. I would really like to come back with some money, but... Fuck owning Andy $100, that part really sucks.

And Chenya, I just want Okita. You don`t even know him, so it`s okay. And he`s mine now. Also I claim rights to any members of the Shinsengumi, just in case.

I would also like to share this beautiful quote from bash.org with everyone, because it makes me happy to the depths of my heart and also reminds me of my general attitude toward many people, none of whom are you:

i try and be humble
but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

Thank you, and goodnight.