"...and they were all eaten by snakes, and that's a true story."

[maypirate]

There have been too many people in this goddamn store for it only being 9:15 and by 8:45 we were already out of this movie, which means we'll need more, because road trip sex comedies and slutty girls are hi-fuckin'-laaarious and never get old or contrived ever. Sometimes I just want to start screaming at the first person who walks in the door before 10 AM and not stop until I leave.

Although I probably shouldn't judge taste considering I own "Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid," which homoshiroi and Joel and I watched last night after the former was an adorable housewife and made dinner. I would like to mention that we watched this at Joel's insistence, but that doesn't lessen the fact that, as previously stated, it resides in my home and has for some time now. (My excuse is that it has a lot of rain, and I find rain very calming despite the giant snake thing.)

Anyway, if you have nothing better to do on a Tuesday morning than come to a video store, you desperately need to find some people to go eat some goddamn pancakes with, or better yet, take my job so I can go eat pancakes. I haven't had pancakes in a long time and that's sad.

infinityduck's band has a show tonight, and I'm going so it had better rock. But also he got a job yesterday, which is fantastic and great and it's only a temporary job but it's a job and it's not incessantly stapling things to other things so yay!

And the piggies need a bath again. Would that I could make a career out of professional pig-bathing.

Edit: AARGH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE and this last guy returned a movie and it had a squished dead spider stuck to the cover and eeeewwwwww!!! I tried to flick it off and I swear I can feel its squished dead spider residue on my fingernail. ;_;

Comments

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

i love snakes! snakes are awesome!

i also wish i could stand in a place with raining snakes!
hopefully of different species...

[homoshiroi.livejournal.com]

I can totally make you pancakes one of these days. If we ever get supplies in this household, by god you will be served pancakes.


nomnomnom pancakes

[elfinragdoll.livejournal.com]

I can watch movies about giant snakes no matter how dumb, I've found.

Read the summary for Miss Watserbutt, and yeeeeeah. No good. (though I did go opening weekend for The Hangover... it's actually a pretty fun bro movie. *phail*)

Also, pancakes... ah, the glory.

[sink-or-swim.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR ICON EVEN THOUGH JIM WOULD KILL ME JUST SAYIN'