All the kids were in the stalls

[maypirate]

So I just got another email from thievingsiren that was, essentially, a three-page message of insults, blathering, all of which punctuated by the very suggestion that even if I could show her a plaque engraved in gold that said "I WROTE THIS FIC" and was validated by three political figures, she has decided not to believe it.

And I am/was so angry I could cry.

So I called jou who talked me down from tears and reminded me that this is a little girl who has nothing better to do with her time than attack someone and roam the internet trying to find ways to put me down. Also she's a fucking hosebeast who should "sit and spin." yawmin suggested I should stop being upset by someone who's clearly an idiot, enigma731 called her a troll, and sink_or_swim thinks she should be hit with a truck. So luckily, lots of people know she's an idiot (i.e. all y'allz, who are great).

I admit, though, that I did do something a liiiittle petty and suggested to her that if she even attempts to whine that I stole my art (cuz yeah, she stalked my old DA account), I would bring down on her a force of professional artists. And writers. But I don't really feel too bad about that. Nor do I feel bad about posting her email (miseryskoibito@gmail.com) in public. She's banned from my gmail and my LJ.

I will not have my integrity compromised by a twatty little child. Well, not anymore. After this entry.

So I'm going to go take my car to the shop (only a month and a half later!) and go for a walk with homoshiroi and then we're going to the mall and to watch a distressing Italian film and probably yell a lot. And it will be awesome because my friends are wonderful and I love them and a dumbass from fuckknowswhere whining about InuYasha doesn't matter.

Comments

[harukaceles.livejournal.com]

I'm glad people have been able to talk you down from your tears and/or rage because this little idiot isn't worth your time. You have so many other important things to do - like watch "Zombie Strippers." That is infinitely more important than this jerkface. Hell, you staring blankly at a wall would be infinitely more important than her.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

You are so right. Soooo right. It would actually be more worthwhile to watch "Zombie Strippers" like seven more times.

Thanks. ;_;

[makoelf.livejournal.com]

dude, seriously????? seriously?????????????

that's gotta stop. can't you report her to lj for harassment?

[elfinragdoll.livejournal.com]

This. Put this little twatwaffle in her place, srsly. Didn't she create her lj only days before she started trolling you? Yeah, creating an account just to troll seems grounds for a harassment report to me.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I'm worried that it would be more trouble that it's worth, and that she'd just make another one. So banning her for now works just fine.

Sadly, she never commented on my LJ so I don't have her IP. Boo. :(

[elfinragdoll.livejournal.com]

Hm... can't you get IPs from emails sometimes? I know I've seen that somewhere before... but bah, if you're comfortable with bannination, then that's cool.

Whatever pleases you, we support you ^^

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

Aside from stalking me to LJ and sending one message, she hasn't done anything here, so at least for now, just banning her works for me. She shouldn't be able to comment/contact me, whatever.

Blah. She sucks.

[makoelf.livejournal.com]

lame.

at least you have your bases covered now. you can block her from commenting on your lj, too. it's under account preferences and privacy, i think.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

Man, when she realises her boyfriend stole from you, there's going to be so much egg on her face.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

MY LOVE. *climbs all over* PROTECT ME WITH YOUR WOW-Y WARRIORNESS!

And god, I would love to be there if/when he eventually decides to tell her he stole my shit. It would be solid gold.

You know what I would love right now, though? A good old fashioned CoE smash. With extra Anax. :p

[reikah.livejournal.com]

I smashed your MOM last night!

Ok, not really. It could be odd.

<3 ilu maybee.

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

I will not have my integrity compromised by a twatty little child. Well, not anymore. After this entry.

This = win.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I am a grownup. Eventually. :F

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

The day you stop growing up, you're dead. Words of wisdom at 8:12 PST. XB

[infinityduck.livejournal.com]

I dunno, your threat doesn't sound petty at all. It sounds like an author defending her integrity. With LASERS.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

....all I can think of when I see your icon is going "OOH!" :F

Mrgh. Wish I could laser her face.

[jou.livejournal.com]

She is a big penis. I stand firm on this matter.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Did you see I used "hosebeast?" I got that from you!

[jou.livejournal.com]

*icon love*

I DID SEE. And it is true. She is a hosebeast. Any other title for this person must certainly be deemed illogical.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

even if I could show her a plaque engraved in gold that said "I WROTE THIS FIC" and was validated by three political figures, she has decided not to believe it.

So, she's a Birther?

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

A what? I don't believe I've heard that term before. O.o

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Haha, it's a term being used to refer to people who are absolutely convinced that Obama was not born in the United States an not eligible to be president. This despite the fact that the birth certificate in question has in face been produced and the Hawaii state officials have verified that it is valid. But THEY KNOW IT'S FAKE. THEY JUST KNOW.