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I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU SHOULD BE ENLIGHTENED.

A summary of several days:
-McDonalds tried to kill me. I thought I might have to commit suicide on a train. A Japanese toilet stole my dignity, and Nicky bought me Bufferin and woke me up to take it from a drug-induced coma on the floor of some Doshisha-affliated highschool. Then we ate meat.
-Valentine`s Day tried to sleep me. I saw Return of the King again and cried. Miroku the sexxy plushy rode around in my shirt. We did karaoke. Kevin got Miroku drunk. Miroku`s new name is MC Nade-Nade, "nade nade" being the sound effect for groping Sango`s butt.
-My neighborhood tried to confuse me. I trespassed into a shrine. Curry attempted to kill me, and pain was thoroughly painful. Let it be known that this attempt to kill me was less full of suffering than the two previous attempts, probably because it was the one time I was in my house with a convenient Western bathroom.
-Despairing at ever being able to eat again, I requested just rice from my host mom. She made me okayu and brought it up on a tray. It was the sweetest thing ever. I felt better and cleaned my room. Read "Coffinman."

Yesterday things happen. I look forward to getting my paper back from Hubbard-sensei male and finding out that he hated it because it doesn`t actually say much, and I talked about how instead of going with a real person, I went with a doll.

I can`t wait to get back to Oberlin where trying happens.

Got my Aoshi plushie, and nearly used his swords to stabbity stab someone. He is nice to sleep around, as it`s almost like holding a real person! Reid would call this creepy. WHO`S CREEPY NOW, REID-FACE?!

And...yeah. Hurray for discussing blood types for two days in Japanese. I LEARN SO MUCH USEFUL BULLSHIT.

Zara says my drawings look like I use Crayola Markers. Then we laughed.

...too bad I`ll never love again.

OH! AND LATE VALENTINE I UPLOADED ON FRIDAY WHICH WAS IN TIME BUT THEN I HAD TO GO SO I COULDN`T TELL YOU ABOUT IT I LOVE YOU! Despite never loving again. Or something.

Go here: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5236988/

Considering changing online alias to "Capt. Pastebucket." Will inform if such change occurs.

Date: 2004-02-18 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oliverio.livejournal.com
so..... JAPAN RULES RIGHT?
hahahah :D

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