I took the poison from the poison stream and floated out of here

[maypirate]

Today I learned that Japan is good for three things: anime, milk tea and legalized abortions.

Fuck you, Japanese culture, I deny you any other worth! I refuse to ever use an public bath, participate in a tea ceremony or accept that beans are a dessert food.

AAAAAIGH.

Linguistics was so worthless and awful and soul-immolating that I scrawled cryptic messages on the chalkboard in my Japanese class, then lay in a fetal position on the table. My teacher initially thought I was a backpack.

I have been eating actual lunches lately. This is a big change for me.

My host mom today also declared that I would be having people over for my birthday, a full twelve hours before I planned on inquiring about the same thing. Uncanny. Coincidence? I think not.

I get to go home tonight to five grammar examples and then nothingness. I think my brain is rotting and I kind of want to cry about it, why don`t a, a river even, the Crimean river. I think I covered all of that, thanks.

Must get plane flight...plane flight away from here...

Bob, I promise you an unscathed Tokyo, but I make no promises about muthafuckin` Kyoto.

My keeboo`s fish-themed conversation was awesome.

I got a superfly postcard from Corin.

I have to write to Lydia and Megan.

All suck and no cool makes Amber a drooling zombie.

Stay in school, kids.

Comments

[decken.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Examples for linguistics. We had to do that. 50 one-page examples w/ explanation etc by the end of the semester. Fortunately I was waiting for the last night to do those, and then dropped out of school in the last few weeks! Best decision I ever made. Fuck credits. It was an insult to my intelligence.

And, on a side note: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm dessert beans!