You`ll be selling books in the airport

[maypirate]

More like I will be at this rate. After being lobotomized. Head hurtz. Must be from trying to act as the medium for conveying Miroku`s thoughts onto computer. Bzzt. Bzzzzzt.

Don is amazing. Go read his latest post RIGHT NOW. KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM.

This is especially important for you, AKPers, since you cannot meet him and know his majesty. He is Donburi on my friends list. GO IN, AND KNOW HIM BETTER, MAN.

Bob will understand. She always understands.

I feel that are several things that need to be addressed here:

-David has broken Rebecca`s heart, and it was probably about time.

-...maggots. Oliver posted that maggot article the other day. While I hate maggots, I feel that lots of things should be covered in them. If they have healing powers, they should be able to fix everything. For some reason, Kevin did not want maggots dumped on his broken denshi jishou. I cannot fathom why.

-HOLY FUCK-A-DILLY-YO I WAS TALKING TO DON AND SUDDENLY, SHIPPED AT AN EXPRESS RATE FROM DELAWARE, I REMEMBERED ARBY`S! HOLY FUCK, WHY AM I NOT EATING ARBY`S RIGHT NOW!!?!?!?! It`s...it`s so good. I...I am both happy and sad that I remembered it, because it`s a good thing, but I also don`t get to eat it RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

My cheek bones hurt. Why would that happen?

Am need Sango doll. Also attention. And to change my plane flight home. And a haircut.

I HAVE SO MANY NEEDS!

Confidential to Pairaka: My needs are more important than your needs.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU.

I need to go now.

Comments

[oliverio.livejournal.com]

-David has broken Rebecca`s heart, and it was probably about time

ahahahah wait what?
hahahahah....

Understanding

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

I completely understand. I understand that we should "come in and know him better, man." Yes, know Don and all of his 1,800 brothers who came before him. Imagine the grocery bill! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry. I also understand about those express packages from Delaware. Arby's! It sure has been in Delaware. Sometimes my cheek bones hurt, too. I understand, but cannot explain. Except that my jaw pops a lot and it's not normal.