Pretty is as pretty does

[maypirate]

Since now my diagnosis of THE WORLD has been given, I can stop the endless allergy posts, but there's one more thing to add, from a text conversation I had on Saturday:

maypirate: I'm trying to learn to breathe through my mouth, it is surprisingly unintuitive.
jou: Awwww, you are a mouth breather like Jim!
maypirate: But I am not pretty like Jim.
jou: Untrue! I has seen Jim w many tissues in his nose.
maypirate: I have tissues up my nose too! I am pretty like Jim!
jou: You are today!

So for any necessary reference:





I took my bazillion new medications this morning, and I should get to work because I have to clean my house before special guests arrive tomorrow.

And caffeaffogato linked me to this explanation of "why I'll never be an adult" and her message was "shit it's us" and it is. I'm not sure how this woman distilled my life down to this so completely, but oh my god. It's all true.

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[perivates.livejournal.com]

I love Hyperbole and a Half, sfm. XD My favorites would probably have to be the Velociraptor!Goose and a better pain rating scale.

(Also... who goes to the bank anymore? Between direct deposit and web banking, everything is on the internet! WHY GO OUTSIDE WHEN IT IS UNNECESSARY? D: I do not understand.)

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I want to read the hell out of it but then I wish I was her soooo much and I get jealous and I'm like "WHY DON'T I HAVE A WEIRDLY DRAWN INTERNET BLOG THAT PEOPLE LOVE" and I fall into woe.

But I'll read thsoe anyway. :F

...I still go outside to go to the bank. I'm a failure.