If's when you can't hear the bats, that's when the bats are coming.

[maypirate]

For my 2,300th LJ post, I offer this exciting conversation:

infinityduck: I am watching a slow motion video of bats drinking from pools of water in flight
maypirate: ...I'm glad you're enjoying your job. :p
infinityduck: and I have learned that bats often mistake smooth metallic surfaces for water
maypirate: OH NO
maypirate: Bats are licking all kinds of metal shit!
infinityduck: bat licker!
infinityduck: we should start SPBL
infinityduck: Society for the Prevention of Bat Licking
maypirate: That sounds like we would be stopping people from licking bats.
infinityduck: although people might think we're against people licking bats
maypirate: Not from being licked by bats.
infinityduck: which is incorrect
maypirate: We are totally for people licking bats.
infinityduck:: oh certainly
infinityduck: we should start SPBL
infinityduck: Society for the Promotion of Bat Licking
maypirate: ...they have the same acronym.
infinityduck: oh fine
infinityduck: SPBLBPPBLS
infinityduck: Society for the Promotion of Bat Licking by People and the Prevention of Bats Licking Shit

If you would like to join the society, you may leave a comment here. Battybattybatty.

Other than that, I had a quiet weekend, and except for the part where I spent like two hours staring at health insurance forms on the verge of going violent and insane, all was well. And tonight I skipped yoga to get my allergy meds refilled (apparently I can go like five days and then nature begins its assault on my body again) and buy my parents an anniversary card. They have been married 29 years! And if they hadn't disliked each other on their first date (yes you read that right) I wouldn't be here. It all turned out well.

But I think I must have unconsciously laced my spaghetti with tranquilizers or something because I am suddenly incredibly tired and have no good reason. I guess I will be a total boring tool and take a nap before cleaning the piggycage.

That is all.

Comments

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

I want to join your society! batsbatsbats.

Go your parents! I find their story very entertaining.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

But I think I must have unconsciously laced my spaghetti with tranquilizers or something

I do that all the time. Who doesn't?

ps bats

[cecilmcgrlybts.livejournal.com]

I would not like bat liquor.

[harukaceles.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I've ever heard the full story of your parents. And I used to feel that way about health insurance when I worked for Humana. I feel for you being on the receiving end of that.