If you like pina coladas

[maypirate]

At the sort of end of a week where I have felt a lot like junk, infinityduck and I went out to dinner with my parents, and I ate fried fishes, which was was, since I love fried fishes but do not often get/think to eat them. Also there was dessert. Then because we are boring people, we went home and Chris was like "let's go to bed early!!!three" and that seemed like a good idea because I felt tired and normally I am prepared to fall asleep pretty much any time, but despite a valiant effort and several episodes of MST3K, it turns out I couldn't sleep.

So here I am. I just finished cleaning out both my email accounts, which was somewhat bizarre, because one of them had emails from when I was first applying to grad school and of course sparked a lot of "christ, how was that nearly six years ago already?" and "arrrgh what am I doing with my life?"-type thoughts.

My right knee (which I tried to type as "nee") feels (which I tried to type as "fulls" what is wrong with my typing tonight) kind of really not good, like a twisted/bruise-type pain when I bend it. I wonder if I did something to it while sledding, or at yoga. Bah.

I don't actually have much else even vaguely interesting to say, but I found this on the internet, and I think this guy sounds like a total winner:



I'd call him. Or call the police. Either one, really.

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

why did they censor his phone number, he sounds like my dream guy!

[harukaceles.livejournal.com]

I have a big TV with "blue ray's," too. You can ring me up any time, baby!

[weilide.livejournal.com]

You found my ad! There's a typo, though. At the bottom, where it says "blue ray's" –– that's a mistake. It should read "sting rays."

[sedesla.livejournal.com]

Haha, I don't know, he sounds pretty fun. I should recommend him to a couple of my friends.

[cecilmcgrlybts.livejournal.com]

Regular guys sure have trouble with spelling and grammar. But not with large breasts.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Now you'll never meet him and you'll have to settle for crazy bums on the sidewalk!

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

OH YOU KNOW I WILL

Actually, I think we should see "Black Swan" soon, even if it won't involve "blue ray's."

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

NOW I WANT YOU EVEN MORE and I have passed your name and number on to all my friends. And some of the scary people who come into the store. And maybe pasted it on a few bathroom walls. And by a few I mean 37.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I think you should. They will undoubtedly thank you for bringing him into their lives.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Who DOESN'T have trouble with large breasts? Also, Corin, let's see you know 15 guitar chords, huh?!?!

I played Dominion a few nights ago for the first time since you guys left and it was fun, but I miss you lots and lots. And there were no moats. :(

[loreamara.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I want to meet these people just to see if they're either (to take a page from Mr. Internet Date)

• sadly clever, or
  
• borderline mentally disabled

I want it to be the former!