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Okay this is really stupid but it's starting to get on my nerves.

Hey customers?

The name of the movie is "Red." "RED." Not "Reds."

"Red" is the action movie funtime you want. "Reds" is a 1981 Warren Beatty movie about the Communist revolution. Even if you're like me and have a lifelong crush on Mr. Beatty, I'm pretty sure that's not the movie you want.

But if you keep asking for "REDS," I will fucking rent it to you. And I will laugh darkly because it is one billion hours long.

Sincerely,
Your embittered video clerk

Date: 2011-02-08 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soda-and-capes.livejournal.com
But if you keep asking for "REDS," I will fucking rent it to you.
I love you all the much. ♥

Date: 2011-02-08 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyloststar.livejournal.com
I approve. XD

Date: 2011-02-09 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thalialunacy.livejournal.com
This made me laugh. Like, a lot. :applauds:

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