David Aaron: The Man Behind the Legend
May. 1st, 2004 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maypirateThis post is an extended shout-out to my dear friend David, one of the last of us intrepid AKPers to remain in Kyoto.
SHOUT! SHOUT OUT!
David is like a beautiful butterfly, fluttery and mysterious from afar, strange, eerie and with a weird curled tongue up close. He is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in tasty breading.
He is very tall, towering above the leetle Japanese people, and his girlfriend Sujiiii is very beautiful and rocks out at karaoke hardcore.
Too bad they aren't allowed in AM/PM bathrooms anymore.
David is full of humor and light, like Gabe and Tycho smashed into one amazing living entity who punches babies and flips off kittens, because as we all know, those jerks always have it coming.
David is also secretly Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer. I'm not sure if I've forgiven him for Maladroit yet, but maybe someday we can come to terms. I hope so. I cry about it every night.
David's host family is evil, one of his brothers is possibly gay and writes threatening notes, and his host mother has teeth like a rusted bear trap...but David endures!
David is like a light in a moldy country.
I am proud to be the koala backpack of such a zany and all-together good guy.
But he is not allowed to be with Sujiiii in any bathroom I plan on using for its intended purposes.
DAVID AARON.
Yes.
SHOUT! SHOUT OUT!
David is like a beautiful butterfly, fluttery and mysterious from afar, strange, eerie and with a weird curled tongue up close. He is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in tasty breading.
He is very tall, towering above the leetle Japanese people, and his girlfriend Sujiiii is very beautiful and rocks out at karaoke hardcore.
Too bad they aren't allowed in AM/PM bathrooms anymore.
David is full of humor and light, like Gabe and Tycho smashed into one amazing living entity who punches babies and flips off kittens, because as we all know, those jerks always have it coming.
David is also secretly Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer of Weezer. I'm not sure if I've forgiven him for Maladroit yet, but maybe someday we can come to terms. I hope so. I cry about it every night.
David's host family is evil, one of his brothers is possibly gay and writes threatening notes, and his host mother has teeth like a rusted bear trap...but David endures!
David is like a light in a moldy country.
I am proud to be the koala backpack of such a zany and all-together good guy.
But he is not allowed to be with Sujiiii in any bathroom I plan on using for its intended purposes.
DAVID AARON.
Yes.
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Date: 2004-05-09 05:48 am (UTC)Hahaha. that is sooo incredibly gutsy. I give them four gold stars.
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Date: 2004-05-09 05:51 am (UTC)no they just did the no no in the bathroom.