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...is what my computer has been doing, according to Joel. Joel, the man of the hour, the 9 PM hour, to be exact, came over and preformed uh...like, um...plastic surgery on my computer, which is now feeling a bit better for having a lot of crap removed, but still suffers from a corruption of Google. Those bastards that stole my Google...they'll pay for this.

"Mean Girls" was viewed with Decken and Bob, and was much more funny than I had expected, and that girl totally got hit by a bus. Man, it gets like ten points for actually hitting someone with a bus when I didn't expect it. But then it loses all points for having a vomit scene, which is never okay in any movie, and I am comforted by knowing that Bob agrees with me.

Besides, no movie could ever surpass the Ise trip, right Kevin?

I have a rap for you. More like "Mean Girls" does. It's about being named Kevin and sexing other people's hos. Hoes? Hos, I think. In any case, you can choose between DJ Lipschun and DJ Cancer. Maybe we can include DJ Cancerhat.

Speaking of DJs, Miroku is considering getting an LJ of his own. He thought Lindsay Lohan was really hot. Also had really big boobs, although they were no satellites, that's for sure.

And the deeper I get involved in this little farce, the weirder it gets... HE'S REAL TO ME!...I just have to type everything because he can only do one key at a time.

One kee at a time.

I eagerly await the return of summer and hope I can get off my ass long enough to go grovel for a job tomorrow.

Dinner was Pepsi and Kit Kat bites. And I wonder why I have stomach problems.

I do wonder.

Stupid computer filth.

Also the people who weren't us in the theater were stupid. And Lindsay Lohan taught me that calling them stupid won't make me smarter...

...but it does make me feel superior.

Goodnight Gracie!

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