Oni had a bath and it was a riot. She was such a good girl until the end when I tried to spray her, and then she just about leapt out of the sink into my arms, and so both of us were very wet. But now she is a clean baby, and I am happy.

Also: Chenya, I will buy things from you, commissions, if you will, if you need me too. And I will get you.

BUT NOW!

Having promised

sephiress that I would tutor her in the ways of good old-fashioned American Alternative Rock, I am posting both the greatest album in the history of the world and a collection of songs from way back when. If anyone else is interested, though, please feel free to download stuff. None of the files are zipped, though, because she has trouble with the zipping, so I tried to make it easy.

In my honest and not so humble opinion, this is the greatest album of my generation. I read once that it deals with the important themes of "sex, asian women, and sex with asian women," and it was lead singer Rivers Cuomo's very personal project. And then it got slammed from all sides for reasons I don't understand.

But here is my love, my favorite album of all time.

It's best to be listened to in order, so here we go!

1. Tired of Sex
2. Getchoo
3. No Other One
4. Why Bother?
5. Across the Sea
6. The Good Life
7. El Scorcho
8. Pink Triangle
9. Falling For You
10. Butterfly

And now to call Four Star and see if I can manuever an interview.