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Now what am I gonna do for eyes?
Jun. 30th, 2006 09:15 amI totally just thought of this.
The space immediately below my right eye is stinging and hurting, and I was thinking about pulling out my eye to make it stop.
And then I remembered there's this movie we have at the store called "May," and it's about this girl who is freakishly socially awkward and...uhhh, okay I don't really entirely know what happens, but she makes this doll out of human body parts and because it has no eyes, she PULLS OUT HER OWN EYE.
...so, um...apparently people named (or dubbed) "May" have a propensity to pull their goddamn eyes out. Christ.
( ATTENTION ALL MADISON PEOPLES )
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monkebobert, I apologize for the scorpion!sex, but clearly you deserved it because you are not with me right now. Boo, you whore. I miss you. :(
RIGHT! PUTTING OUT MY EYE NOW.
Note that that's different from having sex with a chainsaw. Which I'm still NOT doing.
The space immediately below my right eye is stinging and hurting, and I was thinking about pulling out my eye to make it stop.
And then I remembered there's this movie we have at the store called "May," and it's about this girl who is freakishly socially awkward and...uhhh, okay I don't really entirely know what happens, but she makes this doll out of human body parts and because it has no eyes, she PULLS OUT HER OWN EYE.
...so, um...apparently people named (or dubbed) "May" have a propensity to pull their goddamn eyes out. Christ.
( ATTENTION ALL MADISON PEOPLES )
In other news,
monkebobert, I apologize for the scorpion!sex, but clearly you deserved it because you are not with me right now. Boo, you whore. I miss you. :(RIGHT! PUTTING OUT MY EYE NOW.
Note that that's different from having sex with a chainsaw. Which I'm still NOT doing.
