So in the world, この広い世界

[maypirate]

So I woke up to find that I owe Lisa approximately $1300 that I was not expecting, so I'll be opening my bank account after I take my shower, thank you very much. Christ, this house had better be worth it. And I'd better meet people.

Also my two huge boxes of poptarts have myseriously vanished from beside my bed. I can't imagine that either Lisa or Diane would take them, but unless I went and buried them in the backyard in my sleep, I have no idea where they've gone. And I cry.

But in other news, according to nymeria I am now a BNF, and due to our oppressive actions against i_luv_al a few months ago, several people have formed a very special collective called their_refuge where our brutal and persecuting ways will not touch them. Go look. No really. (No spamming, just...appreciate.)

Regardless of the massive amounts of money I have to pay today and the disappearance of my major food source, there are a whole bunch of things that have made me really happy today, and I leave you with this fabulous image that makes me want to choke on laughter until I hemorrhage:

Today is my first day of school.

Comments

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

what's BNF??
Beef Needing Female???

and the image's pretty awesome XD

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Beef Needing Female!! I love it! That is totally Amber.

[taskemus.livejournal.com]

O___O That their_refuge place is, um, special.

Anyway, good luck with school! ♥

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

I couldn't even get through the user info page

[timbean.livejournal.com]

good luck at school, may!today is my first day attending class. XD;

the comm is... well, it doesn't seem too awful. but man... that userinfo was a tough read. o.O

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

A BNF now? You'll know you've totally made it if you get featured on Fandom Wank.

Good luck with school today!

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Where did your poptarts go?! That is a huge mystery and an upsetting one. Your poptarts!!!

I watched two Veronica Mars episodes last night (Silence of the Lamb and Echoll's Family Christmas) and thought of you.

[anax.livejournal.com]

Maybe you ate the poptarts in your sleep. Are you taking Ambien or any other newfangled prescription sleep pill?

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Is Ambien the one with the scary moth? Because maybe the scary moth took them...

But no, I'm not. Though perhaps when I sleep, I acquire a different, poptart thieving personality? Like Fight Club?

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

MONSTERS, MONSTERS, EAT YOUR BRAINS

[perivates.livejournal.com]

The most specialest part of their user info has got to be "If your dog died today then we’re sorry but it’s not appropriate information for a post unless you tried to transmute their soul and ended up with a homunculus dog, in which case POST PICTURES!" It makes my brain hurt. D8

JOHNSON LOVES YOU TOO!

[hime1999.livejournal.com]

................

Hookay........

Please tell me that this is a troll. Please?