maypirate

So I woke up to find that I owe Lisa approximately $1300 that I was not expecting, so I'll be opening my bank account after I take my shower, thank you very much. Christ, this house had better be worth it. And I'd better meet people.

Also my two huge boxes of poptarts have myseriously vanished from beside my bed. I can't imagine that either Lisa or Diane would take them, but unless I went and buried them in the backyard in my sleep, I have no idea where they've gone. And I cry.

But in other news, according to

nymeria I am now a BNF, and due to our oppressive actions against

i_luv_al a few months ago, several people have formed a very special collective called

their_refuge where our brutal and persecuting ways will not touch them. Go look. No really. (No spamming, just...appreciate.)

Regardless of the massive amounts of money I have to pay today and the disappearance of my major food source, there are a whole bunch of things that have made me really happy today, and I leave you with this fabulous image that makes me want to choke on laughter until I hemorrhage:

Today is my first day of school.