Art is just a pretext for pizza

[maypirate]

Two other adventures of today:

-Driving Diane's car to the grocery store, because her car has no rearview mirror, and it was incredibly damp all day today so all the windows were fogged up and I couldn't see out of them and I had to have the windshield wipers on and her car smelled like industrial cleaning solution and gasoline.

-I was looking at apples, and one of them had a weird line on it, and I thought "this looks like it had some kind of apple accident." And then I thought "...where have I heard that phrase before...." GO-GURT BIRTH CONTROL OH MY GOD I HATE YOU TONY AND I MISS YOU PISCAPO'S ARM!

And this is just too awesome to cut, because ladies and gentlemen, nymeria's mother:

Amber says:
Also, if she throws up in my car, I'm going to have to kill her.
Amber says:
I'm sorry.
Amber says:
It's just how it is.
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
how long a drive
Amber says:
2 hours from Chicago.
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
she can manage 2 hours, with the use of an mp3 player
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
but much more and its puke city
Amber says:
Oh Christ.
Amber says:
Can I just drug her and toss her in the trunk?
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
It's boot when you talk to english people sweetie *smiles evily*
Amber says:
Right, the boot.
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
Trunks are those long things on the front of Elephants
Amber says:
So when I take her to the "carpark"...
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
drugging her doesnt really work, have tried that
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
she just gets sleepy and pukes
Amber says:
With tranquilizer darts?
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
perhaps not
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
I am her mother, she is my firstborn and most special baby, I drew the line at tranquilizer darts
Amber says:
Good point.
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
so give it a go
瘋狂倫敦烈女(London Party Girl) says:
you may be lucky^^

Wow! Most of my friends' moms don't give me permission to shoot their kids full of dope! HOT DAMN!

Edit: GET LUCKY AS IN DRUG HER SUFFICIENTLY, timbean, NOT SLEEP WITH HER! HER MOM AND I DID NOT GET TO THE PART ABOUT ROOFIES YET!

Comments

[timbean.livejournal.com]

*grins innocently*

[baka-deshi.livejournal.com]

The hilarious thing here is that I too will be around Chicago-ish from 12/23-1/2 XD Who knows, we may crash into each other retrieving people from airports or some such.

!! Wait, am I online?

>_>

<_< YOUDIDN'TSEEMEYOUDIDN'TACTUALLYSEEME! (154/171)

[reikah.livejournal.com]

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

[hagane-no.livejournal.com]

xD I love your mother.

Try dramamine?

[bluejaysfan4eva.livejournal.com]

For the record, I had very little to do with Gogurt Birth Control. I'm pretty sure that was written be either Sarah or Tom.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it was Tom, but I felt like blaming you anyway. :)

After all, his name is Morty Jones.

[bluejaysfan4eva.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED YOU ARE USING MY LYRICS IN YOUR LAYOUT! I AM HAVING A PERIOD OF INTENSE EMOTION!!!!1!!1!11

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I think I've talked to Kal's mom more in the past day than I've talked to Kal. :F