If you can't take the heat...get out of the fire. (What?)

[maypirate]

So I've been out of one of my allergy medications and it's the one I take at night so I didn't think it mattered but apparently it does because today I've been sneezing like crazy, gushing snot like a slow waterfall, and doing that thing where I feel like if I repeatedly hit myself in the head with a book everything would make a lot more sense.

So given the fact that my thought process is addled by my brains working their way out my nose, I want to ask you, do you have a tattoo?

Is your tattoo THIS FUCKING BADASS?!??!!

This is clearly the most hardcore tattoo ever until I get "WHEET" across my back in big gothic letters with skulls and fire and seven pirate hats.

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[weilide.livejournal.com]

Recently had dinner with a friend who has a bunch of tattoos. He told me about one of the times he was getting one when the artist told describing of a fellow who was coming in the next day. This fellow had submitted a design consisting of: an eagle bursting out of his chest with two heads: one eagle, one bear. One claw would be brandishing a shotgun and the other a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon.