"She drained men of their loves and lives!"

[maypirate]

So last week kicked my butt. I didn't even get to talk about my garage sale, because I was too busy being butt-kicked. I had a garage sale the Saturday before last. I sold many of my Barbie goods to little girls who seemed excited, and even two little boys. One boy bought my Latina Police Officer Barbie. I wanted to hug his mother and tell her she was doing a great job.

And then the week of fail!me occurred and that sucked. But here's where things left off:

-Thursday: failed at the internet. Was fed cake in a mug by sail_aweigh to fix life. Life temporarily fixed.

-Friday: got 2 fillings in my lower left jaw at 7 AM. Procedure not painful, and they let me hold a plush bird in my lap while they did it. Experienced exciting numbness and shared said numbness across oceans with reikah. Then went to lunch. Eventually felt ill and tired and tired and ill and went home to sleep. Failed at some other stuff but sort of stopped failing eventually.

-Saturday: Failed a little more, but eventually fail-situation was unfailed, although I did have to go to work and it was busy and urgh. Slept through the rapture, not a big deal because JEWISH. Ate pizza and cake and watched movies with harukaceles to celebrate our non-rapturous faiths.

-Sunday: somehow managed not to fail for the most part, only fail was on the part of my apartment which was too hot. Birthday dinner with friends for infinityduck and then a nighttime walkies with jou, caffeaffogato, and purest_lime. Upon the return of walkies, we all proceeded to pass out.

-Monday: Was lazy butt. Went to see my allergist who kept saying "you have very serious allergies" in the tone of voice usually reserved for "you have a horrible disfiguring disease." Made pizza and had cake in celebration of Chris' actual birthday, then watched "Alien." Was not killed by aliens on way home.

-Tuesday: Bossfail, meaning my boss was at work when I got to work and that made the day so much longer. Suffered from probably PMS-induced fandom fail ("oh god why am I so bad at fandom, it only brings me suffering, why do I suck so much and why do I ship what I ship and why don't I go live in cave and eat bugs boo hoo hoooo"), was comforted by beautiful people who are beautiful (mrasaki, starsandgraces, sink_or_swim). Ate some noodles and felt better, then proceeded to try not to fail at the webs with some degree of success.

So far today I got two more fillings on the upper right of my mouth, and the numbness goes diagonally up my face, so half my nose feels itchy-ish and I keep rubbing it. I want a tea latte but I need to eat better and save money, so I'm sure I'll make it another hour or so before I totally cave in.

All in all, this pretty much explains everything about everything:



Thank you for your attention. I will try to be more adept in the future.

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry about your second batch of fillings numbfase. D:

*cuddles*

that pic pretty much sums up my idea of spring cleaning, i love it.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

ONLY THREE MORE TO GO AHAHAHA CAN'T STOP TOUCHING MY FAAACE

*wibbles on you*

Fire cleans everything forever. True story.

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

*HUG*


I'm sorry you're having a bad week, bb.

[starsandgraces]

*snuggles you and your face*

[thalialunacy.livejournal.com]

♥

[sail-aweigh.livejournal.com]

If given the choice between cake or death, I'll always take cake. Same with fillings, ugh. At least you'll have shiny, shiny teeth now?

::hugs::

[mrasaki.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE A FAIL OF AWESOMENESS.

Or, awesomeness fail. Wait. That's not coming out right.


...
Uh. WELL ANYWAY, you are funny and witty and smart and I will tell you again until your ears (eyes?) bleed that you are not full of suck (unless infinityduck likes that sort of thing *salacious eyebrow waggle*) and like, ilu. And stuff.

/too much coffee, sorry

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

On the bright side, you don't have trismus! Yay! Your mouth does not fail at life as much as mine. Hope you feel less numb now.