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maypirateI managed to resist when I bunch of my flist started posting these, but then I totally caved like a caving thing.
+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.
1. Badsex. People falling off the bed or whatever surface, accidentally getting punched, things just being kind of lackluster and/or hilarious. Sexfail.
2. Friendship and affection (gestures of friendship; epic friendships a la Gilgamesh/Enkidu or Alexander/Hephaistion; friendship as pre-slash)
3. Cock and/or ball fetishization (large cocks; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges) (I GOT THIS FROM THE LIST OKAY I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I POSTED THESE WORDS JO THIS IS YOUR BIGCOCKKIKIPUPS FAULT AIUGSHIGUHDSK)
4. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; building a family or meeting the family; getting a cat or dog; kidfic)
5. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)/ Love and passion (falling in love; unconditional love; tempestuous passions; people being so very, very into each other like whoa) (Uuuurrrggghhhh apparently I am a closet romantic. /_\)
...apparently if I go by the list, I have a few more than I thought, but...anyway.
FANDOMS
STXI: Kirk/Sulu, Spock/McCoy
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Mami/Human!Charlotte, Kyouko/Sayaka
Alsuka: Alphonse Elric/Asuka Langley Sohryu
X-Files: Mulder/Scully
Other: Bonnie and Clyde (1968 movie)
I wrote a 1000 wordsfor my dad despite spending four hours with my face falling off and the sensation that throbbing ovoid rocks of pain had been inserted into my various sinus cavities. I hate you too, spring.
+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.
1. Badsex. People falling off the bed or whatever surface, accidentally getting punched, things just being kind of lackluster and/or hilarious. Sexfail.
2. Friendship and affection (gestures of friendship; epic friendships a la Gilgamesh/Enkidu or Alexander/Hephaistion; friendship as pre-slash)
3. Cock and/or ball fetishization (large cocks; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges) (I GOT THIS FROM THE LIST OKAY I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I POSTED THESE WORDS JO THIS IS YOUR BIGCOCKKIKIPUPS FAULT AIUGSHIGUHDSK)
4. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; building a family or meeting the family; getting a cat or dog; kidfic)
5. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)/ Love and passion (falling in love; unconditional love; tempestuous passions; people being so very, very into each other like whoa) (Uuuurrrggghhhh apparently I am a closet romantic. /_\)
...apparently if I go by the list, I have a few more than I thought, but...anyway.
FANDOMS
STXI: Kirk/Sulu, Spock/McCoy
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Mami/Human!Charlotte, Kyouko/Sayaka
Alsuka: Alphonse Elric/Asuka Langley Sohryu
X-Files: Mulder/Scully
Other: Bonnie and Clyde (1968 movie)
I wrote a 1000 words
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Bad!sex Kirk/Sulu
Date: 2011-05-11 05:37 am (UTC)IT'S NOT VERY GOOD BUT WHATEV.
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Jim wakes up when the light in his quarters begins to brighten. It’s isn’t quite like daylight – nothing is, really, unless you’re on-planet – and it’s quite jarring to have the bulb above your head go on, but it gets the job done.
He checks his chrono. 0500.
Hikaru makes a protesting noise next to him. Hikaru’s a morning person like Jim, but he’s got his limits on what constitutes a ‘morning’. It’s a debate they have endlessly. Hikaru’s idea of morning begins at 0900. To Jim, that’s half a morning wasted; time he uses to exercise, eat breakfast, shower and read the RSS feeds just as Hikaru is grumbling his way out of the sheets.
Hikaru lifts his hand, and lets it drop – splat – on Jim’s face, a silent protest.
Jim sucks the closest finger into his mouth, and tongues it suggestively. Hikaru makes a grumbling noise into his pillow, and makes another one when Jim rolls over and pokes him in the side with his erection.
Hikaru ignores him. It’s something he’s really good at, except Jim knows all his little workarounds, which includes reaching around and grabbing Hikaru’s dick.
Except Hikaru’s dick is ignoring him too.
Jim palms it a couple times, hopefully. No response, except Hikaru starts snoring, loudly. Jim’s pretty sure he’s faking it. To wake him up, he pokes him a couple more times.
“Stop,” Hikaru says loudly, eyes still closed. “Can’t you read the sign? CLOSED FOR BUSINESS.”
“But I’m your favorite customer?” Jim wheedles.
“CLOSED.” Hikaru repeats, and turns over on his side, his back to Jim, a solid wall of NO.
Except Jim doesn’t believe in no-win situations, so he just waits a bit until Hikaru’s breathing goes back to something more like normal sleep-mode, then he fastens his mouth over Hikaru’s nipple, and slides his hands between Hikaru’s legs.
His head thumps against the far wall from the bed before he knows it, the breath knocked out of him by the force of impact. He lays there stunned, examining a livid red foot print in the center of his chest, before looking back up to the bed.
Hikaru hasn’t moved. Without changing position, breathing, or tone, he says, “Told you.”
Re: Bad!sex Kirk/Sulu
Date: 2011-05-11 05:39 am (UTC)YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW AMAZING THIS IS
OHSOGIUHDSSSSSSSSSSSSBK
IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS UP IN HERE
*dances*
Re: Bad!sex Kirk/Sulu
Date: 2011-05-11 03:22 pm (UTC)Re: Bad!sex Kirk/Sulu
Date: 2011-05-11 03:48 pm (UTC)SO CUTE, I LOVE HORNYDENIED!JIM AND CLOSEFORBUSINESS!HIKARU.
Re: Bad!sex Kirk/Sulu
Date: 2011-05-18 12:33 pm (UTC)