maypirate

I managed to resist when I bunch of my flist started posting these, but then I totally caved like a caving thing.

+ Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom of your post, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
+ Read other people's lists; the master list of lists is here.
+ Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.

1. Badsex. People falling off the bed or whatever surface, accidentally getting punched, things just being kind of lackluster and/or hilarious. Sexfail.
2. Friendship and affection (gestures of friendship; epic friendships a la Gilgamesh/Enkidu or Alexander/Hephaistion; friendship as pre-slash)
3. Cock and/or ball fetishization (large cocks; deep dicking; very hard/rigid erection; trouser bulges) (I GOT THIS FROM THE LIST OKAY I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I POSTED THESE WORDS JO THIS IS YOUR BIGCOCKKIKIPUPS FAULT AIUGSHIGUHDSK)
4. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; building a family or meeting the family; getting a cat or dog; kidfic)
5. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)/ Love and passion (falling in love; unconditional love; tempestuous passions; people being so very, very into each other like whoa) (Uuuurrrggghhhh apparently I am a closet romantic. /_\)

...apparently if I go by the list, I have a few more than I thought, but...anyway.

FANDOMS

STXI: Kirk/Sulu, Spock/McCoy
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Mami/Human!Charlotte, Kyouko/Sayaka
Alsuka: Alphonse Elric/Asuka Langley Sohryu
X-Files: Mulder/Scully
Other: Bonnie and Clyde (1968 movie)

I wrote a 1000 words ~~for my dad~~ despite spending four hours with my face falling off and the sensation that throbbing ovoid rocks of pain had been inserted into my various sinus cavities. I hate you too, spring.